Princess3dward

reminds me of Lion King.. and I the only one who got the Lion King vibe?

No. I understand how you feel. I am moving away because of something like that... well.. that is ONE reason! Can people pray that I can find a place if it is Gods will please? I really think that would help!

Don't you really mean can't? M.

I was bored.When I am bored, I make food.. Problem is.. I can't cook...

I might have some cereal.

But that is the truth! If they are leaving because they were offended, than they didn't really have enough of a testiminy to stay... If they don't have one... than isn't that because the doctrine hasn't beem proven true to them?

I believe in deamons. I needed to get one out of my room..

That seems a little weird to me... I eat the inside of my egg,a nd cook the whole thing..

Other than confusing??

I put beans in the microwave. My memory stinks, so when it started popping I thought I was making popcorn. I open the microwave door, and beans exploded everywhere! I didn't even want beans.

I have spent long hours contiplating that one! No lie!

"You can't make your cake and eat it too!" Why not? "You made your bed now you can lie in it!" But I just made it!!

Who is Jim? Why is he getting blamed?

Hey Doc........don't quit your day job........LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes Sir This made me smile!

Oh sure, change the rules after the fact! Are you sure you're not an Anti-Mormon? HAHA! Sorry!

Just my opinion... but it seems that the drinking is the problem...

Sorry.

You can't pray in sacrament?? Woops! I do... and I think I'll do it again!!!

language is the third word YEY! WE HAVE A WINNER!

With all due respect, I think this is a common misconception of LDS. I know a LOT of former Mormons, and don't know of any who became inactive because of being offended, although I'm sure there are some. Everyone I know is inactive because they stopped believing in the truthfulness of the church, for whatever reason. I think that it's difficult for LDS to believe that so many people can stop going to church, or officially leave, for that reason... hence the excuse. All the ones that leave my ward leave because someone offended them. Maybe it is your area... They told my grandpa that my dad offended them. And I think it isn't a "neat little package".. it is WORSE.

I babysat. There is NO cleaning, and the kids rarely help.

Nope. Try again. Read it carefully. Oh. ps... I ment "gry" I will change it in the riddle. Sorry guyz.

I HATE winter. I have almost no imune system when it snows!