Jeny

He loves chinese food...when he comes back to the fold I am going to kill the fatted cat!!! First I have to find one to fatten up...here kitty, kitty, kitty....

Good old fashiond fear tactics!! My son is 13...I threaten him with a time-out in his room after church. 5 min for every time I have to speak to him during the Sacrament meeting. My daughter never gives me any trouble...she is 14 and loves the church. Mikey (son) is autistic and hates everything to do with church...he is my prodigal son right now and I am broken hearted over him...

WOW!! I could use a friend like you!!! You don't have to build me one, just teach me the ropes! Start with....oh, I don't know...oh, wait...yes I do!! I need help learning how to sink my creative zen to my music files!!! HELP!!!!! I have a roll=away couch...want ta come stay for a year or two? I have an AWESOME library!! I love to read, at least...I did, before I bought this computer!!!!

That is what I did. Church was the only place where I felt like I was where I belonged. I love the Lord and the Bible and did long before I converted to LDS...It was not hard to want to stay faithful once I decided that this church was true...I feel like I have come home at long last, and I felt that way almost from the very first day...I never looked back!!!

I love hot chocolate!! I stir it with candy canes at Christmas time!!! I have also started drinking postom...but honestly...it is AWFUL!!! I have to disguise it with lots of flavored creamer!! I just keep praying that the Lord will reveal to the Prophet that cofee cures cancer or something!!! ...My family was dysfunctional anyway...so, it is no huge loss...the friends hurt me more. I expected to be treated badly by my family, would have been surprised by anything else...but the hostile treatment by so-called friends really hurt ME...oh well, I have lots of NEW friends!! And Garden Girl is going to be my new "mommy"!!!

Want to hear something funny? I am currently teaching myself the Hebrew language and I can quote over 30 chapters of the Bible including the 64 generations from Adam to Christ!! And I cannot get this computer stuff down!! Course...I have only been at it since May of this year...I have time to grow, I guess!! But honestly...Hebrew is easier!!!!

snickers!!

I come from a Baptist background...My who family thinks that I am nuts...My sister will not even speak to me...my "so-called" friends have disowned me. I have been "written off" or "given over to Satan" They think I am going straight to Hell......and I miss my coffee more than the whole lot of them! ...Good riddence!!! ...Anybody have a chocolate bar for a needy soul?

This idea is stolen from the ldstalk site...but it is a very popular thread...anyway, it is a word association game. Just say the first word that pops into your head and try not to duplicate the post...want to give it a try? ...First word... ...silly.

...Oh, and my kids love Pokemon!!! I like Peekachu!!!

I like to cross stitch...does that count?

I did an enrichment night on how to braid hair!! I can braid anything from two to 120 strands!! I did braiding demonstrations at the State fair, and worked at the renaissance festival doing exotic braids...I also showed the ladies how to do weaves and hair extensions....

First, I need to learn the language!! I didn't understand a word of your post except the kind offer of help...I am hopelessly computer illiterate!!!

You know what? G-d created the Earth in 7 of his days...7000 years? A day on Kolob is 1000 years here...I believe that the seven seals in the book of revelation are seven dispensations or periods of 1000 years...If that be the case...we are in the sixth dispensation now...with the last one being the millenium. Looking at it from that prospective...I would not make any long range plans if I were you!! I expect Christ back tonight!! And EVERY night!!! He said.."Behold, I come quickly!" According to his time...he has only been on the right hand of the father for two days...he will be back here very soon!! I expect to see him anytime now!!!

Heavenly Father does not mention Heavenly Mother for the same reasons that Jesus omits facts about his wife or wives...he wants to protect them. Lord knows!! Look at how much his name is blasphemed? I truly believe that his (Jesus') first miracle was at his own wedding. I realize that I will have to wait for heaven to be proven right...but I am very confident that I will be... ...'course, it is not important to my salvation, so I don't sweat the details...

WOW!! I LOVE that site!! Thanks Elizabeth!!!!

My son hates the church!! He thinks G-d is a fairy tale and he refuses to take the sacriment because he "isn't hungry". He just wants nothing to do with G-d in any way...my heart is broken!!

I can't! I already asked the folks at Dell if I could do that and they said if I did, I would lose all my teck support that I get "free" for the next year!! It is not free!! I paid three times what this computer is worth because of all the "hidden" extras they slapped on it!! Now, if I switch out of Vista, they said I am on my own!! I need all this teck support and screen sharing that I get...I can call a Dell representative and he can get access to my screen and control my computer and fix all my screw ups!! I NEED that in these early days of my first computer!!!

Yes, someday I intend to be. I am a diamond in the rough!!

I've got this really cool new creative zen that I love more than my computer, now!! It ha 30 gigabytes of memory...whatever that means!! I know that I have all the mp3 stuff from the official church website on it, including all the standard works and over 500 albums and the Lord of the rings trilogy, and some other books...over 1000 photos and two movies so far!!!! I love this thing!!! It is no bigger than a three by five card... I take it with me everywhere!!!!!

Garden Girl, You said you had no children? And you are 66? Well, my mother was an alcoholic and very abusive, I never had a relationship with her...I'm in the market for a new mommy...you up for the job? I can use the potty all by myself, now!!!

I wasn't given a choice, this vista came with my Dell. I just ordered the starter computer!! I got what they sent me!! I know very little about computers! This is my first one and I bought it in May of this year!!! (We had computers when my husband and I were together, but I saw those computers as the "other women" and I did not mess with them! I was too tempted to put my foot through them!) I waited 8 years after we broke up before I broke down and bought this one!! My 14 year old daughter knows more about computers than I do!!!

Really? Where?

Never heard of them.

If they make me give up chocolate, they might as well shoot me now!!!