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[while washing pots for punishment] Reverend Mother says that the detergent might help wash away my sins.

The Trouble with Angels

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HE'S GOT A ROTTEN BRAIN! IT'S ROTTEN, I TELL YA! ROTTEN!

Young Frankenstein

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Why are you listening to the serpent? Don't eat the fruit! Don't eat the fruit!

Third Rock from the Sun

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Here. It's a Fruit Roll-Up. I was gonna make ya a casserole for your loss, but, uh... I didn't.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

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Max: Tell me, Sam, why the heck are we doing this again?

Sam: It's simple, really! If this so-called "Thing" should somehow find its way into our world, devouring unsuspecting citizens who have no natural fear of frozen entrées, they would surely cause a nation-wide mistrust of pre-manufactured foods of all kinds, forcing producers of over-cooked man-sized portions to go bankrupt! To safeguard American businesses, Max! THAT'S why the heck we're doing this!

Max: And because we get to wave THESE around!

[cocks and fires a flamethrower]

Sam: Well, that goes without saying.

Sam and Max, Freelance Police

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"MUMBLER! Seriously, I cannot understand a word you're saying!"

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

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"People who have no hope are easy to control, and whoever has the control has the power."

The Neverending Story

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"I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy living, or get busy dying."

Shawshank Redemption

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"I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy living, or get busy dying."

Shawshank Redemption

"Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment...Prove you're alive."

Fight Club

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