Movie Mix-and-Match

[rameumptom]

Mark: Mother, I do not need a blind date. Particularly not with some verbally incontinent spinster who smokes like a chimney, drinks like a fish and dresses like her mother.

Bridget Jones' Diary

[mynewlife]

“Will you just watch the hair? You know, I work on my hair a long time and you hit it. He hits my hair.”

-Saturday Night Fever

[dazed-and-confused]

"you shot my hair!"

spaceballs

[rameumptom]

Woof, Hud, Berger: [in song] Oh say, can you see my eyes? If you can, then my hair's too short

Hair, the Musical

[dazed-and-confused]

hey, ripley. i like your new haircut.

alien 3

[Blackmarch]

hey, ripley. i like your new haircut.

alien 3

Nice buzz Cuz, get in a fight with a lawnmower?

Homeward bound. (or somethin like that)

[Wingnut]

"You should see the other guy."

Murder by Death

(and other movies)

[Connie]

"You are a block of wood."

Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

[dazed-and-confused]

"where's gillum?

"in the woodshed."

"that's appropriate."

the shootist

[mynewlife]

"Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what?"

The Princess Bride

[rameumptom]

Batman to Robin: Stop fiddling with that atomic pile and come down here!

Batman the tv series

[Connie]

"I won't insult you by saying no."

Fiddler on the Roof

[dazed-and-confused]

" I don't wish to insult you, Garcia, but I could fight four men such as you."

"You are quite right Don Diego. That is why i brought my five brothers."

ZORRO.. The Gay Blade....1981

(very funny)

[rameumptom]

Ula: Get your brother out of the dishwasher!

50 First Dates

[dazed-and-confused]

"My brother, Fred was a Delta. That makes me a legacy."

Animal House

[rameumptom]

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

[dazed-and-confused]

can you even dye my eyes to match my dress?

wizard of oz

[dazed-and-confused]

no way...i don't get it. this si such a cool thread.

okay, let's make it easy.....

"i'll make him an offer he can't refuse"

Godfather

[rameumptom]

Athos:

To die among friends. Can a man ask more? Can the world offer less? Who wants to live 'till the last bottle is empty? It's all-for one, d'Artagnan, and one for all.

The Three Musketeers (1948)

[dazed-and-confused]

"remember, you're fighting for this lady's honor, which is more than she ever did."

Duck Soup....The Marx Brothers (sheesh)

Edited May 29, 2010 by dazed-and-confused

[dazed-and-confused]

Do---do you think I chose to be like this? Do you have any idea how lonely it is, how dangerous? I would *love* to be upstairs watching TV or gossiping about boys or... God, even studying! But I have to save the world. Again.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

(ahem...private note. i will NOT let this thread die. the potential for genious and humour bordering on MADNESS is too great. TOO GREAT i say)

[Wingnut]

No matter how many times you save the world, it always seems to get back in trouble again! I mean, can't it just stay saved for...for 10 minutes??

The Incredibles

[dazed-and-confused]

10 mintes to Wapner.

Rainman

[Wingnut]

You give it an hour, maybe two. Keep a weather eye open, and you'll see white sails on that horizon.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

(I'd forgotten about this thread, but it was a fun one, in need of resurrection.)

[Guest]

Deceitful, two-faced she-woman. Never trust a female Delmar, remember that one simple precept and your time with me will not have been ill spent.

- O Brother Where Art Thou