Wingnut Posted February 9, 2009 Author Report Posted February 9, 2009 You are definitely Mormon when your covered dish contribution is a meat-filled jello dish. (Didn't actually taste it, as the mere thought made me nauseous...)Man, where's the "DISGUSTING!" button when you need it?You might be a Mormon if.....your family reunion involves a whole city...You might be a Mormon if...you have to reserve the Stake Center just to have Thanksgiving dinner.You might be a Mormon if....Party on means...Twister and G movies and smores....Twister? That's a little risque, no? Quote
lusciouschaos Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 You might be a mormon....If you have more sisters or brothers than the octoplet siblings. Quote
Palerider Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 you might be a Mormon if......you buy a Prom dress and you have to buy another yard of material to cover it up... Quote
Palerider Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 you might be a Mormon if......your favorite saying is..."Oh My Heck".... Quote
Palerider Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 you might be a Mormon if....you have a party and someone spikes the punch with pepsi.. Quote
Palerider Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 you might be a mormon if....your dad cheated to win the pinewood derby....:o Quote
mightynancy Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 ...if you love your mommy and daddy. Quote
lusciouschaos Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 if your bishop and the high priests are dressed in business suits instead of celebratory robes. Quote
Palerider Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 if you attend a Stake Conf at a Stake Center and not eat a steak.... Quote
Guest Godless Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 if most of your friends on Facebook are mormons. Quote
Gwen Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 years ago when i was stake ysa rep..... we had a new group of youth graduate and join our ysa. we were given a letter from salt lake about ces broadcasts and it said the times were MST.... someone asked what that was and i told them it meant "mormon standard time, it would be starting 10 min late" they believed me. Quote
lilered Posted February 10, 2009 Report Posted February 10, 2009 You might be a mormon if you speak in front of 200 people while burping your baby! Quote
lilered Posted February 10, 2009 Report Posted February 10, 2009 You might be a mormon if you take your boy camping behind the church. Quote
lilered Posted February 10, 2009 Report Posted February 10, 2009 You might be a mormon if one of your cars is a mini-van and the other one is a large van. Quote
lilered Posted February 10, 2009 Report Posted February 10, 2009 You might be a mormon if you've ever referred to a friend as your "Companion." You might be a mormon if you have ever inadvertently addressed your boss or coworkers as brother or sister. You might be a mormon if you have ever blessed cake, cookies or donuts saying, "Please bless this food that it will strengthen and nourish our bodies." You might be a mormon if you have ever used the phrase "With every fiber of my being." You might be a mormon if all your dishes have your name written on masking tape. You might be a mormon if you have something stuck to your refrigerator for every time you have attended Relief Society. You might be a mormon if you have geese or cow decorations anywhere in your kitchen. You might be a mormon if you think toys are a normal part of any landscaping. You might be a mormon if you've ever refused a coke although it's 105 degrees outside. You might be a mormon if you know a 300 lb woman who doesn't drink coke because it may cause her to be unhealthy. You might be a mormon if you have no idea who ever said Mormons shouldn't drink coke. You might be a mormon if you received baby clothes at a bridal shower (and didn't need them -honest- but you were really excited to get them.) You might be a mormon if you have to lock your car in the church parking lot to keep it from being filled with zucchini, tomatoes, and egg plants. Quote
lilered Posted February 10, 2009 Report Posted February 10, 2009 You might be a mormon if you have 8 children all under the ages of 9. Quote
Palerider Posted February 10, 2009 Report Posted February 10, 2009 you might be a Mormon if someone says.....lets party and you breakout the root beer and smores..... Quote
Wingnut Posted February 10, 2009 Author Report Posted February 10, 2009 You might be a mormon if you have 8 children all under the ages of 9.I know someone who has five -- the oldest of which is five. I also know someone else who has five under the age of four (two sets of twins). Quote
LittleWyvern Posted February 10, 2009 Report Posted February 10, 2009 you might be a Mormon if someone says.....lets party and you breakout the root beer and smores.....You might be a Mormon if, at this party, somebody spiked the punch with Pepsi. Quote
Palerider Posted February 10, 2009 Report Posted February 10, 2009 You might be a Mormon if, at this party, somebody spiked the punch with Pepsi. Some wonderful wise person shared that earlier....... Quote
Jenamarie Posted February 10, 2009 Report Posted February 10, 2009 You might be a Mormon if ... * there are basketball hoops in the background of your wedding reception pictures. * driving several hours to attend a wedding is a fact of life. * your bridal shower was an Enrichment Night activity. * your BABY shower was an Enrichment Night activity. * you have a special menu for when the missionaries come over. Quote
Islander Posted February 10, 2009 Report Posted February 10, 2009 When BYOB means you'll be showing up with a bottle of Martinelli's Apple Cider !!! Quote
LittleWyvern Posted February 10, 2009 Report Posted February 10, 2009 Some wonderful wise person shared that earlier....... Quote
LittleWyvern Posted February 10, 2009 Report Posted February 10, 2009 When BYOB means you'll be showing up with a bottle of Martinelli's Apple Cider !!!Or, if you have Martinelli's Apple Cider in your food storage! Quote
Jenamarie Posted February 10, 2009 Report Posted February 10, 2009 Or you have wine glasses that you pull out when you're having Martinelli's. Quote
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