Dumb Bumperstickers

[nbblood]

You are aware it's satire right? Or are you just complaining that it isn't witty satire, I suppose I can see that, it certainly isn't the best I've ever seen. Some of the best satire isn't easily recognized as such.

Oh, ok, I guess I was thinking they were serious. It is quite funny then......lol

[ferretrunner]

"My ferret can beat up your honor student." I like it. I really do.

[RipplecutBuddha]

My favorite of all time:

"God is dead."- Neitzche

"Neitzche is dead."- God

and my second favorite;

The Lottery is a tax on people who failed math

[pam]

Obviously not from San Diego

[Guest Godless]

Lol, that reminds me of some confusion I encountered when I moved to San Antonio and started seeing these stickers all over the place.

There's a surprising resemblance, especially when you see it from a distance.

[Churchmouse]

I like the story of the State Trooper that came up behind a car that had a bumper sticker "Hang Up And Drive". When he passed the car the guy was shaving.

I thought about having one made saying "Hang Up And Shave" but didn't think anyone would get it.:)

[Wingnut]

"My ferret can beat up your honor student." I like it. I really do.

When my brother was younger, it was apparent early on that he was smart, but he also had a hard time channeling and directing his feelings, especially when he was upset about something.

There are bumper stickers that say "My child is an honor student at ________ School." There are also bumper stickers that say "My kid can beat up your honor student."

We decided that when he got older we were going to have to get a bumper sticker that said "My honor kid can beat up your honor kid."

[hordak]

I had to clean it up and don't know how to resize but if you can read it..

[lydlou]

I had to clean it up and don't know how to resize but if you can read it..

nope, cant read it. opinions what?

[Guest Godless]

"Opinions: Keep them to yourself"

The car has an anti-cop bumper sticker on it.

[Guest Alana]

[Guest Godless]

[havejoy]

The best bumper sticker I've ever seen was in Florida. It was on a young guys souped up Ford and it said "WHEN I GET OLD, I'M GOING TO MOVE UP NORTH AND DRIVE LIKE I'M DEAD".

[Churchmouse]

Having driven through Florida once I can understand that one.

[Gwen]

i got my brother a bumper sticker that said "honk if parts fall off" it was very fitting for his car.