Crime Game

[JudoMinja]

I got a text from a friend that said:

If you saw me in the back of a police car, what crime would you think I had commited? Answer, then forward to see how many crimes you get accused of.

I thought it would be fun to do something similar here. The purpose is to attempt to be as humorous as possible. So, please nobody take offense. This isn't serious!

Here it is:

Take the person who posted above you-

What crime could you see them commiting, what do you imagine their motivation would be, how would they do it, and on what did you base your reasoning?

Be funny, be creative. Some knowledge of the person posting before you is a plus but not necessary. Go for it!

[Wingnut]

I saw this on Facebook the other day, too.

[Lbybug]

robbing a hardware store of.....wingnuts

[LostSheep]

Lbybug...Public Display of Affection...With Not_Ashamed.

[pam]

Lost Sheep - Hiding sheep and then reporting them falsely as stolen so to collect insurance money. Charged with fraud.

Edited January 13, 2010 by pam

[LostSheep]

"Run, run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man."

Pam: Resisting Arrest

[pam]

Lost Sheep - attempted bribery with the posting of "awesome person of the week" in an attempt to accumulate numerous thanks.

Okay now we need some different people. lol

[LostSheep]

Lost Sheep - Hiding sheep and then reporting them falsely as stolen so to collect insurance money. Charged with fraud.

Lol, you make it sound like I'm a troll.

[need4peace]

Lost Sheep

Fleecing the Sheep

[Lbybug]

need4peace.

arrested for....participating in a peace riot gone bad.

[WmLee]

LdyBug . . . Ease dropping on an all girl chat site.

[daenvgiell]

WmLee... driving without a licence and in an unlicenced vehicle

[nbblood]

daenvgiell

arrested for disturbing the peace by holding a dance recital in the middle of the most major intersection in town.....forced to teach kangaroos how to dance as punishment

[LostSheep]

Really people? He's got the word BLOOD in his name, and no one wants to accuse him?

nbblood...Intimidating the jury.

[daenvgiell]

LostSheep... for trapping defenseless animals (namely sheep) in the computer screen.

[FunkyTown]

Daenvgiel - We all know this name is:

D=D

Aen=And

V=V

Gi=G

Ell=L

If you pronounce it phoenetically, it's D and VGL.

You're in Development and Video Games Live.

Daenvgiell: Wanted for industrial espionage.

[Melissa569]

FunkyTown-- He sees another driver cut in front of an elderly pedestrian at an intersection, so he tails them and rear-ends them at the next stop. Then in court, he's placed in contempt for arguing with the judge, in defense of his actions.

Strikes me as good guy, even if it costs him :)

[need4peace]

Melissa

A police car following her tried to get her to STOP.

The moment they turned on their lights Melissa jammed her brakes so hard they weren't able to stop in time and they drove the police car into the back of her car.

The police officers were only trying to get her attention to stop so they could inform her that her dress was hanging out the door and dragging on the ground.

[Guest Godless]

need4peace - exploitation of small furry animals, namely kittens.

[pam]

This is horrible...Everyone just bypassed and skipped over nbblood.

[Guest Godless]

nbblood...Intimidating the jury.

Pam is accused of ignoring LostSheep's post. Sentencing will be carried out Sunday evening by the New York Jets.

[pam]

Oh whatever. But I guess I did miss it.

[pam]

What happened to our agreement we were going to be nice to each other for this weekend? After that all agreements were off? lol

[Guest Godless]

Whoops, my bad.

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[pam]

Godless: Driving under the influence..since being unemployed he's had to resort to Coors beer.