JudoMinja Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 I got a text from a friend that said:If you saw me in the back of a police car, what crime would you think I had commited? Answer, then forward to see how many crimes you get accused of.I thought it would be fun to do something similar here. The purpose is to attempt to be as humorous as possible. So, please nobody take offense. This isn't serious!Here it is:Take the person who posted above you-What crime could you see them commiting, what do you imagine their motivation would be, how would they do it, and on what did you base your reasoning?Be funny, be creative. Some knowledge of the person posting before you is a plus but not necessary. Go for it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 I saw this on Facebook the other day, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbybug Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 robbing a hardware store of.....wingnuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostSheep Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Lbybug...Public Display of Affection...With Not_Ashamed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 (edited) Lost Sheep - Hiding sheep and then reporting them falsely as stolen so to collect insurance money. Charged with fraud. Edited January 13, 2010 by pam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostSheep Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 "Run, run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man." Pam: Resisting Arrest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Lost Sheep - attempted bribery with the posting of "awesome person of the week" in an attempt to accumulate numerous thanks. Okay now we need some different people. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostSheep Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Lost Sheep - Hiding sheep and then reporting them falsely as stolen so to collect insurance money. Charged with fraud.Lol, you make it sound like I'm a troll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
need4peace Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Lost SheepFleecing the Sheep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbybug Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 need4peace. arrested for....participating in a peace riot gone bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WmLee Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 LdyBug . . . Ease dropping on an all girl chat site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daenvgiell Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 WmLee... driving without a licence and in an unlicenced vehicle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nbblood Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 daenvgiell arrested for disturbing the peace by holding a dance recital in the middle of the most major intersection in town.....forced to teach kangaroos how to dance as punishment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostSheep Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Really people? He's got the word BLOOD in his name, and no one wants to accuse him? nbblood...Intimidating the jury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daenvgiell Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 LostSheep... for trapping defenseless animals (namely sheep) in the computer screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunkyTown Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Daenvgiel - We all know this name is: D=D Aen=And V=V Gi=G Ell=L If you pronounce it phoenetically, it's D and VGL. You're in Development and Video Games Live. Daenvgiell: Wanted for industrial espionage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melissa569 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 FunkyTown-- He sees another driver cut in front of an elderly pedestrian at an intersection, so he tails them and rear-ends them at the next stop. Then in court, he's placed in contempt for arguing with the judge, in defense of his actions. Strikes me as good guy, even if it costs him :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
need4peace Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Melissa A police car following her tried to get her to STOP. The moment they turned on their lights Melissa jammed her brakes so hard they weren't able to stop in time and they drove the police car into the back of her car. The police officers were only trying to get her attention to stop so they could inform her that her dress was hanging out the door and dragging on the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Godless Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 need4peace - exploitation of small furry animals, namely kittens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 This is horrible...Everyone just bypassed and skipped over nbblood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Godless Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 nbblood...Intimidating the jury.Pam is accused of ignoring LostSheep's post. Sentencing will be carried out Sunday evening by the New York Jets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Oh whatever. But I guess I did miss it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 What happened to our agreement we were going to be nice to each other for this weekend? After that all agreements were off? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Godless Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Whoops, my bad.http://www.mysmiley.net/freesmiley.php?smiley=innocent/innocent0009.gifhttp://www.mysmiley.net/freesmiley.php?smiley=innocent/innocent0009.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Godless: Driving under the influence..since being unemployed he's had to resort to Coors beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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