Guest Godless Posted January 17, 2010 Report Posted January 17, 2010 Dazed-and-confused - arrested for tampering with government property, namely road signs. Quote
dazed-and-confused Posted January 17, 2010 Report Posted January 17, 2010 there has been yet another arrest based on stealing ideas from others. a report has been confirmed that Godless, a dazed and confused person, has stolen the idea of his icon from a popular children's cartoon from the 1950's called heckle and jeckle. the accused is said to be discussing the possibility of a plea bargain. Quote
RipplecutBuddha Posted January 17, 2010 Report Posted January 17, 2010 A prominent LDS.net member has been arrested One Dazed and Confused has been booked on charges of being deliberately misleading, and supporting opposing ideas at the same time. When asked for a comment during the arrest, the subject's statements were filled with 'first of all' and 'on the other hand' comments. These statements left the reporter with no real conclsive postition to report on. No word has been found on the potential for a future in politics. Quote
pam Posted January 17, 2010 Report Posted January 17, 2010 It's getting harder to come up with things for the same people. Quote
RipplecutBuddha Posted January 17, 2010 Report Posted January 17, 2010 It'd probably help if I had an avatar, huh? Quote
RipplecutBuddha Posted January 17, 2010 Report Posted January 17, 2010 okay, so I try to upload a picture, except it's too big...and I can't re-size it to the less than 500 px required...so I guess I'm stuck without an avatar... oh, well Quote
LostSheep Posted January 17, 2010 Report Posted January 17, 2010 RipplecutBuddha - Failure to show ID. Quote
Misshalfway Posted January 17, 2010 Report Posted January 17, 2010 Breaking News: Funkytown was arrested today for being stuck in 1974. Now that is a crime! Quote
pam Posted January 17, 2010 Report Posted January 17, 2010 You have to do it for the person just before you Miss 1/2. Quote
LostSheep Posted January 17, 2010 Report Posted January 17, 2010 Pam, arrested for indecent exposure, when she removed a gumdrop button in public. Quote
Dravin Posted January 17, 2010 Report Posted January 17, 2010 LostSheep: Trespassing on Federal Property. Claims he was lost and wasn't aware where he was. Quote
LostSheep Posted January 17, 2010 Report Posted January 17, 2010 Dravin, arrested draving drunk on the freeway. Quote
RipplecutBuddha Posted January 18, 2010 Report Posted January 18, 2010 LostSheep For fleecing unsuspecting customers Quote
Zechariah Posted January 18, 2010 Report Posted January 18, 2010 RipplecutBuddha - for exposing his abs and going barefoot in a, "no shirt, no shoes, no service," establishment. Quote
FunkyTown Posted January 18, 2010 Report Posted January 18, 2010 RipplecutBuddha - for exposing his abs and going barefoot in a, "no shirt, no shoes, no service," establishment.Zechariah:He walked in to the same establishment, judging RipplecutBuddha for not following the rules.Sadly, he wasn't wearing pants. He argued that the sign didn't say that for 1/2 an hour before the cops arrested him for indecent exposure. Quote
ozzy Posted January 18, 2010 Report Posted January 18, 2010 FunkyTown: For disturbing the piece by being funky. Quote
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