john doe Posted January 13, 2010 Report Posted January 13, 2010 Life is like a box of pants, you never know what you'll get. Quote
john doe Posted January 13, 2010 Report Posted January 13, 2010 Pants is as pants does, lieutenant Dan. Quote
ozzy Posted January 13, 2010 Report Posted January 13, 2010 Run Pants, run They call me mister pants Quote
theoriginalavatar Posted January 13, 2010 Report Posted January 13, 2010 William Wallace: "They may take our lives, but they'll never take our PANTS!!" (Just doesn't have the same powerful ring, does it?!) Quote
pam Posted January 13, 2010 Report Posted January 13, 2010 "Frau Pants." (followed by the whinnying and neighing of horses) Quote
pam Posted January 13, 2010 Report Posted January 13, 2010 "You know I love you more than my pants" Quote
Vanhin Posted January 13, 2010 Report Posted January 13, 2010 Three Pants for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Pants to rule them all, One Pants to find them, One Pants to bring them all and in the darkness bind them Quote
LostSheep Posted January 13, 2010 Report Posted January 13, 2010 "They had no honor in life. They have none now in death. " - Lord of the Rings They had no pants in life. They have none now in death. Quote
LostSheep Posted January 13, 2010 Report Posted January 13, 2010 Tonight, we dine in pants!!!!! Quote
Connie Posted January 13, 2010 Report Posted January 13, 2010 (edited) They're taking the pants to Isengard! Off with his pants! (oops, maybe that's too dirty) Out, pants spot! (that one worked out nicely, gotta love Shakespeare) There are more pants in heaven and earth, Horatio. Something is rotten in the pants of Denmark. (bwahaha, this has got to be my favorite so far) What pants through yonder window breaks? Beware the pants of March. Pants, the final frontier. Edited January 13, 2010 by Connie Quote
LostSheep Posted January 13, 2010 Report Posted January 13, 2010 Here's looking at you, pants. I'm going to make him an offer pants can't refuse. What we've got here is pants to communicate. Love means never having pants say you're sorry. E.T. phone pants. Louis, I think pants is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. You can't handle the pants If you build it, pants will come! Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the pants. I pants dead people. Mama always said, pants was a part of life. Quote
ozzy Posted January 13, 2010 Report Posted January 13, 2010 Connie said: What pants through yonder window breaks?Pants, the final frontier.I think I prefer 'what light through yonder pants breaks' :) Quote
pam Posted January 13, 2010 Report Posted January 13, 2010 Quote I pants dead people. Or "I see dead pants" Quote
CTRMann Posted January 13, 2010 Report Posted January 13, 2010 Connie said: Friends, Romans, pants, lend me your ears.Should it not be, "Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your pants."?Wedding Singer:"Pants stinks, yeah, yeah. Pants stinks, yeah, yeah."A Few Good Men:"You can't handle the pants!"Lethal Weapon:"I'm getting too old for pants" Quote
Connie Posted January 13, 2010 Report Posted January 13, 2010 CTRMann said: Should it not be, "Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your pants."?You're right, that is much, much better. ozzy said: I think I prefer 'what light through yonder pants breaks' :)This is better too. Quote
Connie Posted January 13, 2010 Report Posted January 13, 2010 (edited) Good pants, Dave. Toto, I've a feeling we're not in pants any more. Edited January 13, 2010 by Connie Quote
RanMan Posted January 14, 2010 Report Posted January 14, 2010 (edited) It's A Wonderful Life "Shall I lasso the pants for you Mary?" A Tale of Two Cities: "It was the best of pants, it was the worst of pants." McClintock: "I'm not going to pants you. No, I'm not going to pants you. The heck I'm not." Airplane: "Looks like I picked the wrong time to give up pants." How about Movie titles? War of the Pants History of the Pants: Part 1 Star Pants Gone With the Pants Apocalypse Pants Around the Pants in 80 Days Dances With Pants. You've Got Pants. The Dark Pants. :) Edited January 14, 2010 by RanMan Quote
lydlou Posted January 14, 2010 Report Posted January 14, 2010 "what do you mean I'm pants?" (what do you mean i'm dead?) Quote
Connie Posted January 14, 2010 Report Posted January 14, 2010 i think we're running out of ideas. how 'bout some commercial slogans: Reach out and touch pants If pants don't look good, we don't look good Don't leave home without pants The wonder pants that works wonders Melts in your pants, not in your hands We bring good pants to life Got pants? Quote
phatbac Posted January 15, 2010 Report Posted January 15, 2010 "I love the smell of pants in the morning ...smells like victory!" Quote
pam Posted January 15, 2010 Report Posted January 15, 2010 phatbac said: "I love the smell of pants in the morning ...smells like victory!" Uhhh I already did that one. Quote
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