There is no end to human stupidity

[Dravin]

I'm sorry but I was replying to a reply to my statement.

You don't have to apologize to me, you've not trespassed against me. I was just musing on the failure of your attempt at drama.

Edited July 13, 2010 by Dravin

[LocalFarms]

And I was musing on the lack of love in your petty critisms.

[Dravin]

And I was musing on the lack of love in your petty critisms.

Is that a petty criticism? You may not be particularly skilled at the dramatic exit but you seem to have a grasp on irony. That's the problem with self-righteousness; you tend to get caught in your own snare.

[LocalFarms]

Congradulations you have hurt me are you happy with yourself, oh brave master of the the put-down?

[LocalFarms]

By the way don't accuse me of being self-righteous. I never claimed to be righteous, I'm actually quite far from it, and am well aware of my sins.

[LocalFarms]

I am also tired of the verbal sparring match and will cede victory to the almighty Dravin.

[LocalFarms]

*****DRAMATIC EXIT********

[Dravin]

Congradulations you have hurt me are you happy with yourself, oh brave master of the the put-down?

I am happy with myself but it has nothing to do with your supposed hurts because quite frankly I don't know nor care about you well enough to be overly concerned with your emotional state.

By the way don't accuse me of being self-righteous. I never claimed to be righteous, I'm actually quite far from it, and am well aware of my sins.

One doesn't have to claim perfection to be self-righteous, one only need to claim (or hint rather obviously) to be better (morally) than the other guy. Which considering your posturing in the thread seems an entirely accurate observation.

I am also tired of the verbal sparring match and will cede victory to the almighty Dravin.

This is sparring? I'm afraid you've never engaged in true verbal sparring, you should look up a Sicilian some time.

BTW, I'm not left handed.

*****DRAMATIC EXIT********

Considering past results, while not a guarantee of future performance, I'm not going to hold my breath.

Edited July 13, 2010 by Dravin

[ADoyle90815]

It just shows that a small minority of people do stupid stuff when they're drunk.

[MisterT]

Yeah, stupid stuff like dressing their cat up in hats and sweaters...

j/k

Localfarms: You need a hug. I need one two. You get all pouty and dramatic when you need one, I simply put on my jackboots and goosestep down the Champ Ulysses. Both are acceptable forms of grief, I guess. I simply prefer invading a neighboring country where you prefer to get a tissue.

[Lbybug]

Yeah, stupid stuff like dressing their cat up in hats and sweaters...

i just realized that was a cat.....for some reason (probably cause of the puff on the hat), i thought it was a rabbit.....

[pam]

This one ranks up there on the stupidity thermometer.

ksl.com - Australian bitten while trying to sit on crocodile

[Dravin]

Maybe the Croc isn't a fan of beer infused Aussie, a wine soaked Frenchman probably wouldn't have fared nearly as well.

[MisterT]

Maybe the Croc isn't a fan of beer infused Aussie, a wine soaked Frenchman probably wouldn't have fared nearly as well.

Have you ever smelled a wine soaked Frenchman???

I had the unfortunate experience as a late teenager to be stationed in France for awhile. Lemme tell you, the "stereotype" of Frenchmen drinking wine a lot isn't a stereotype, its the truth. And it isn't good wine, but cheap $1.00 a bottle type stuff that smells, and tastes, like turpentine and antifreeze.

Frenchmen, by and large, are drunk by 2 in the afternoon on most days, which is why they have the cuisine that they do.. True "country" French cooking is based on fresh vegetables.. because they're TOO DRUNK to use the stove safely...

No, I do not like France very much. I do like the cooking education I got while I was there though.

[MichaelCraig]

I like French Toast!

[Dravin]

I like French Toast!

That'd be a milk and egg sodden Frenchman though.

[bcguy]

Lagugh at the expense of others. I have no issues with it if thay knew what could be the consequences.

We had a case of a thief steeling copper. Problem was, he was in a substation steeling wire from a live circuit. Probebly took a while to pry his crispy body from the wire but all well.

Airfoce sargent strapps on two stolen Airforce C-130 Jetto jet jet engines onto the side of his 1969 GTO. Half way across the desert floor, lights off the jets. He is instantly pushed in his seat, goes from 120 mph to 250 mph in seconds. Brakes melted. He hits a small hump in the desert floor and goes airborn 1/4 mile into the air and into the side of a cliff. Made a nice hole in the cliff

[pam]

Airfoce sargent strapps on two stolen Airforce C-130 Jetto jet jet engines onto the side of his 1969 GTO. Half way across the desert floor, lights off the jets. He is instantly pushed in his seat, goes from 120 mph to 250 mph in seconds. Brakes melted. He hits a small hump in the desert floor and goes airborn 1/4 mile into the air and into the side of a cliff. Made a nice hole in the cliff

I have a hard time believing this. Knowing the size of these engines I don't see how he could have hooked these to the side of a GTO . I've been around C-130s most of my career with Aviation and my dad was a flight engineer with them for a good part of his Navy carrer. Plus C-130s are prop planes. I just don't see this as being possible.

Edited July 18, 2010 by pam

[bcguy]

I also served in the USAF and have flowing on the c-130 but, never seen one in action, only in film.

Its plasible that this has happened. It was tried in myth busters but you never know. Seesm this happened long time ago :)

1995 Darwin Award: JATO Rocket Car

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[Addz25]

I was horrified until I read this: "his friends decided to take him to the hospital. But they got nervous and instead dropped him off on the side of the highway." That just made me chuckle a little. I mean really, that is still awful, but who throws their burning friend out of the car? Alcohol, my goodness.