orrinjelo Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 It's driving me NUTS! That cow licking my computer screen! Now I have cow slobber all over my screen! GAH!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slamjet Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Try standing next to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenamarie Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Be happy it's not the other end of the cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefche Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 SLURP! huh? LICK! did someone say something? SLURP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefche Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Try standing next to her.Hey! That was my come-on to Dravin...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slamjet Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Hey! That was my come-on to Dravin......He is such a sucker if he fell for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefche Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 You mean to tell me that if some hot woman came up to you and licked your face, you'd turn her down? We gotta work on your love life, slam.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravin Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Actually now that the topic has been broached, you probably should stop licking random people now that we're going to get married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefche Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 You knew this about me before you proposed. Are you trying to change me now? Huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravin Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 You knew this about me before you proposed. Are you trying to change me now? Huh?Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slamjet Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Oh snap! There be trouble in paradise tonight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slamjet Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 You mean to tell me that if some hot woman came up to you and licked your face, you'd turn her down? We gotta work on your love life, slam....How unsanitary can they be? Do you know where my face has been? :D:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 She must be a sloppy kisser. But orrinjelo's got a point -- I mean, just look how blurry and fuzzy his picture is. Clearly, you need to stop licking it, beefche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefche Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 How unsanitary can they be? Do you know where my face has been? :D:pWow, dude. Invest in some hand sanitizer and put it on your face. You could be passing by a hot momma with your dirty face! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefche Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 She must be a sloppy kisser.But orrinjelo's got a point -- I mean, just look how blurry and fuzzy his picture is. Clearly, you need to stop licking it, beefche.I can't! You are asking me to stop breathing. It's my life. It's who I am!Dravin needs to deal with his overly affectionate cow..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slamjet Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Wow, dude. Invest in some hand sanitizer and put it on your face. You could be passing by a hot momma with your dirty face!If a hot momma want's to lick my face, my rotund, ugly, old, scraggly face, I'm going to run because she MUST be psycho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefche Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Oh please. Just means she's a keeper--she can see more than skin deep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slamjet Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Oh please. Just means she's a keeper--she can see more than skin deep.Uhm, under the skin aint so pretty either. Don't you read my posts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefche Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Gotta have more confidence, brother! If I can give you an affectionate lick, so can another cow...er...woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slamjet Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Yea, the only person I get a lick from is taken. Yup, confidence builder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefche Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Well, if he continues to insist on changing me, my status may change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slamjet Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 I don't know what in the world to say to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefche Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 I've stumped slam? Yes! What an accomplishment that is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravin Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Well, if he continues to insist on changing me, my status may change. Well considering marriage is a change that kinda goes without saying. If I insist and you continue to agree you'll be married. If I don't continue to insist on changing you, we'd probably break up rather than being engaged indefinitely and so you'll be single. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slamjet Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Stumped, yes. I may not have all the confidence in the world, but I still value my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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