Never Argue With A Woman Who Reads

[Winnie G]

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the

woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

[Dr T]

I think that's great Winnie. I would also say, the first part of the title of you post also is good advice. "Never argue with a woman."

[StrawberryFields]

Thanks for sharing that Winnie.

[Ray]

Yes, that was a good story, Winnie... but some men can read and think too.

[Dr T]

Good clarification Ray.

[pushka]

LOL Winnie!!

[prisonchaplain]

Yes, that was a good story, Winnie... but some men can read and think too.

Actually, 16.2% of us can...just not at the same time.

[Guest Monica]

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.

Expecially if its the Bible

[Dr T]

Wow Monica. You are confident.

[Guest MrsS]

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MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.

Expecially if its the Bible

Excuse me monica ~ she said READS, not Cut & Paste

[Dr T]

Biting comment MrsS? Or joke?

[Ray]

Okay, I’ve got one. I heard it in this morning on a BYU-TV devotional, in someone’s opening comments to loosen up.

And btw, I didn’t memorize it word for word, so I’m only going to give you the gist of it.

In the beginning, when Adam talked with God, Adam told Him he was lonely, and that cows and sheep and other animals weren’t enough, so God told Adam he would give him a soul mate much better than the other things he had seen.

God said she would cook, or make all of his meals, and do all the work in the garden. She would also always love him, no matter what he ever did, and be the first to apologize for disagreements. And to show him she loved him she would always be affectionate, and do everything she could do to try to please him.

And then Adam asked God how much this would cost him, and God said just an arm and a leg. But Adam told God that was a little too much, and asked what he could get for a rib.

End of joke. And btw, I gave God both my arms and my legs. :)

[Dr T]

Ray,

And btw, I gave God both my arms and my legs.

looks like you've given Him your whole body and only left your head (as seen by the picture you posted " :) ")

[Ray]

Heh, no, I gave Him my head too. And He then made me all new to live for Him. :)

[Dror]

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the

woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

I love it!