Jason Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Howdy guys, I assume some of you got this message in your PM box: HI,GREETINGS IN THE NAME OF GOD.I AM A CATHOLIC SEMINARIAN STUDYING TO BECOME A PRIEST OF GOD.RIGHT NOW I AM AT A SERIOUS CROSSROAD IN MY COURSE AS A RESULT OF FINNCIAL CONSTRAINT.I HAVE BEEN REQUESTED TO PAY $350USD FOR TWO BOOKS WHICH WILL QUALIFY ME FOR MY FINAL EXAMS.I WANT TO KNOW IF ANYBODY IS READY AND WILLING TO ASSIST ME AND GOD WILL BLESS YOU.I WILL ALSO KEEP PRAYING FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.SAMUEL.So I replied in kind: Hi Troll. You're completely full of sh**. [i used the actual word.] No two books for a College level course cost that much. Also, you'd have them already if you were working on a final exam, nobody makes you order additional books just for finals. This post will be reported and I will seek to have you banned from this site.....jerk off. Jason :) Please let me know how you responded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prisonchaplain Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Turns out he's more creative than you realized. He varied his appeals. HI,I HOPE THAT THIS MAIL REACHES YOU IN GOOD HEALTH.I AM AN "LDS" MEMBER AND A STUDENT AS WELL .I AM WRITING TO KNOW IF YOU WILL BE WILLING AND READY TO HELP ME IN MY STUDIES.I AM JUST 21 YEARS OLD AND I WAS RAISED UP IN THE ORPHANAGE. SOMEBODY JUST PICKED ME UP FROM THE ORPHANGE WHEN I WAS STILL SMALL BECAUSE HE HAD NO CHILD. HE HAS BEEN TAKING CARE OF ME UNTILL THE 10TH DAY OF MARCH 2006 WHEN HE WAS INVOLVED IN A PLANE CRASH WITH THE WIFE AND DIED LIVING ME WITHOUT A HELPER. SINCE THEN I HAVE GONE BACK TO THE DESTITUDE HOME WHERE I AM PROVIDED SHELTER AND FOOD.I HAVE ALSO BEEN ATTENDING SERVICES AT THE LATER DAY SAINTS CHURCH NEAR WHERE I STAY.I WANT TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I WANT TO STUDY AND BECOME A DOCTOR BUT I DON'T HAVE A SPONSOR AND THE MONEY TO CONTINUE. THEREFORE I WILL LIKE YOU TO HELP ME IN ANY WAY AT ALL TO ACTUALISE MY DREAM AND GOD WILL BLESS YOU.SAMUEL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrawberryFields Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 I didn't get the PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenRaines Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 I responded by banning the account. Ben Raines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiannan Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Wow, and they guy never even provided his Nigerian bank account to put the money into? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babygirl Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 yeah well thats better than him trying to make u his new girlfriend and plans to meet uHELLO,compliment of the day to you. with hope that you are physically and emotioally alrifgt, i do believe this mail will reach you in good condition.My name is Samuel,I am 23 years, living and studying as a medical doctor in Nigeria. Having considered many things,I do not see race,religion and nationality as hindrances to friendship or penpal relationship as it is one of the best ways to exchange ideas with people in different countries and broadens ones knowledge. I write to have you as my friend in your country and would like it to be extended up to whatever lenght you may wish.I really consider friendship or courtship as a serious thing,open in everything,be honest and above all faithfulness to each other,nothing hinders me from being the best and giving the best of love to whosoever that deserves it.I will be honoring the youth conference in Africa and i am one of the representatives of my school taking place in South-Africa on December 23-36,2006.the joy will be mine if this relationship grows and we can both make trip to see each other live.I will like to hear from you soonest about yourself.You can also reach me on my personal phone number: +234 8063565177.Thanks.Samuel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 yeah well thats better than him trying to make u his new girlfriend and plans to meet uAgreed. I REALLY wouldn't like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess3dward Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 WOOT I DIDN'T GET ONE! I probably wouldn't have responded too nicely... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenRaines Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 SS, he wanted you for a girlfriend. Wow. He only wanted money from me :) Ben Raines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Wow, and they guy never even provided his Nigerian bank account to put the money into? I'll bet he's also the Finance Minister of South Africa and was in jail with Mandela. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionHeart Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Yep, I knew I smelled something strange around that boy. He gave me the line about the LDS orphan. I suppose it never occured to him that we communicate on this site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 for once I don't feel left out....I even got a message begging for money......I was going to send him one of my "special checks"......LOL!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 I'm starting to feel left out. I didn't get a PM from that person. Maybe he didn't want me to be his girlfriend or send him money. Guess I don't really feel left out now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess3dward Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 LOL! Ya/ Me either. I am totally okay about it though! LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pushka Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 I didn't get one either... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prisonchaplain Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 An Open PM to all those not visited by our recent Troll: You have such a great spirit. I can just sense it through your words. You are special--a one of a kind. PM me back, and we'll see where this leads. By the way, the Chaplain's Entertainment Fund is depleted, and your generous donations (we except direct donations of dounts, btw) will be much appreciated. Thank you for all your kindnesses and generosities. May God bless me through you. :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 WARNING ALL! I just read a "trollish" post-see number 19 in this thread for what I mean. Should I trust him? Dr. T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenRaines Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 PC, I will drop you a box of doughnuts in the mail. It may take a while to get where you are but when they get there eat in good health. Just think, custard filled doughnuts after two weeks in the mail. :) Ben Raines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess3dward Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 An Open PM to all those not visited by our recent Troll:You have such a great spirit. I can just sense it through your words. You are special--a one of a kind. PM me back, and we'll see where this leads.By the way, the Chaplain's Entertainment Fund is depleted, and your generous donations (we except direct donations of dounts, btw) will be much appreciated.Thank you for all your kindnesses and generosities. May God bless me through you. :-)HAHA! Thank you.My favourite pars is the last part...It digressed quite nicelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenRaines Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 PC, your troll post reminds me of the Rev. Robert Tilton and his great entertainment. Just submit your vow of faith of at least $1,000. Ben Raines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess3dward Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 PC, your troll post reminds me of the Rev. Robert Tilton and his great entertainment. Just submit your vow of faith of at least $1,000.Ben RainesLOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babygirl Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 hehehe you guys r funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MBASS Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 J- you never cease to amaze me with your delicate vocabulary and sweet spirit in dealing with liars! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 maybe he was really Hugo Chavez.....after what he said in the UN......he figured we would go for anything.....LOL!!!!!!!...... ............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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