Palerider Posted February 10, 2012 Report Posted February 10, 2012 Ended up watching a rerun of the Blue Collar Comedy Club the other night. It was near the end of the show where the comedians are sitting on stools on stage telling jokes etc...they got into this "theres your sign". Perhaps some of you have seen this show. Anyway, anyone have these moments they care to share???? Good example: grabbed some food the other day while here at work...what question do I get ??? You having some lunch??? and there"s your sign.....anybody else??? Quote
pam Posted February 10, 2012 Report Posted February 10, 2012 Guy calling his wife and said "You're not going to believe this but we just hit a deer with our plane." Wife: "And were you on the ground?" Husband: "Nope, Santa was making one last run." Quote
Palerider Posted February 10, 2012 Author Report Posted February 10, 2012 Share the ones from the show or perhaps we have had some real life ones happen.... one they did on the show is.....standing in line to thru customs here in the U.S. they have 2 paintings he and his wife are holding. They get to the front of line and the Customs guy asks??? Did you buy those out of the country??? Nope...we bought this one of the country and my wife just painted this one while we stood here waiting in line......LOL!!!! Quote
Guest Posted February 10, 2012 Report Posted February 10, 2012 The family was watching TV and the TV signal all of a sudden turned to "snow". My mother says, "the station must have lost electricity". And my brother jumped up, "let me check our lights to see if we lost electricity too". Uhm, yeah, the TV was on. Quote
pam Posted February 10, 2012 Report Posted February 10, 2012 Guy and his wife are moving and the house is filled with boxes and there's a U-Haul truck out in the driveway. Friend asks "You moving." "Nope we just pack up our stuff once or twice a week to see how many boxes it would take." Quote
Palerider Posted February 10, 2012 Author Report Posted February 10, 2012 Guy locks his keys in his car and has a coat hanger trying to get them out. Neighbor walks up and asks?? Did you lock your keys in your car?? Guy says...nope, just washed it and now I am going to hang it up so it can dry..... Quote
pam Posted February 10, 2012 Report Posted February 10, 2012 The family was watching TV and the TV signal all of a sudden turned to "snow". My mother says, "the station must have lost electricity". And my brother jumped up, "let me check our lights to see if we lost electricity too". Uhm, yeah, the TV was on. Funny thing is..I've done something rather similar to that. Quote
pam Posted February 10, 2012 Report Posted February 10, 2012 Once on a day when it was snowing really hard..I was walking from the parking lot at work into the building. I have snow all over my coat and hair. Co-worker asks.."Is it snowing outside?" Well that would be a "here's your sign" moment. Quote
JudoMinja Posted February 10, 2012 Report Posted February 10, 2012 My favorite one from the show is the truck driver who gets his truck stuck under an overpass. When the cop shows up he asks the truck driver "You get your truck stuck?" The truck driver responds "Nope, I was delivering that overpass and ran out of gas." Quote
Vort Posted February 10, 2012 Report Posted February 10, 2012 Many years ago, I was playing Clue with family members. I hadn't yet figured out how to infer information, so I was surprised when I found out I could guess which card someone showed to another person. I started laughing, and when people asked why, I told them, "I know which card he showed!" They asked how, and I said, "Because I have the other two!" Yes, I got my sign. Quote
Iggy Posted February 11, 2012 Report Posted February 11, 2012 True story: I was working at the True Value store in town, when a customer comes in wanting to purchase a new vacuum cleaner. He kept saying how his old one just didn't suck up anymore. I showed him all of the vacuums, read to him the sales blurbs that are pasted all over them. He takes one of the vacuums we have already assembled. Not 20 minutes later he calls and is screaming at me. I sold him a bad machine, it won't suck. For five minutes he is screaming. Finally I get him to calm down, and I ask him if he has inserted the bag? Yes he says. Me: have you plugged it in - - - Customer: he interrupts me screaming that Of Course I Have Plugged It In. Me: Speaking softly now I ask him to look near the handle of the vacuum, see the cord there? Customer: Yeah I see it. Me: Follow that cord all the way down the machine... Customer: Yeah, yeah Me: Is it plugged into the MACHINE?? Customer: Click He hung up on me! I had to take a 20 minute break to get over laughing. Okay, now that weekend, my 1st husband worked at the local dump. I was there going through some of the things that were brought in (like end tables, lamps, old glass canning jars) and guess who comes in to throw away his old vacuum? Yep, Screaming Man. He was right his vacuum would no longer suck. It was because the vacuum bag was too full. (He really needs two signs, one for his forehead and one on his back) I removed the disposable bag, took off the cloth outer bag and beat it against the wall. Removed the over-full filters and cleaned them. That vacuum worked like a charm for the next 5 years!! I sold it for $50.00 and bought a cannister vac because I moved into a much smaller house and the upright was just too awkward. Quote
rameumptom Posted February 11, 2012 Report Posted February 11, 2012 Had this guy named Palerider ask if I've ever had someone ask a dumb question.Palerider: Quote
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