prisonchaplain Posted December 3, 2006 Author Report Posted December 3, 2006 I seriously expected the little girl to say she was frightened by the "ghost chap" in the audience. :-) Quote
Guest Yediyd Posted July 6, 2007 Report Posted July 6, 2007 Pastor starts out his message with the admonition: "I challenge anybody here to find a topic that ISN'T in the Bible!" Little lady in the back raises her hand..."How about PMS?" Pastor doesn't even skip a beat..."It's in Luke...and Mary rode Josephs a** all the way to Bethlaham!!!" Quote
prisonchaplain Posted July 7, 2007 Author Report Posted July 7, 2007 OK, what do Universalist missionaries do on their missions? Answer.... They go knocking on doors for no apparent reason. Quote
Gabelma Posted July 7, 2007 Report Posted July 7, 2007 A lady was searching high and low in the ward and she just couldn't find her son she was beginning to panic eventually someone said they had seen him go outside. She found him sitting on the kerb with his head in his hands looking very miserable. She says to him come on son, he says Mom I am never going back there they all hate me nobody likes me - she says but son you have to come your the Bishop and we are waiting to start sacrament Charley Quote
pam Posted July 14, 2007 Report Posted July 14, 2007 A Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to absorb the culture. When the son returned, he said "Papa, I had a great time in Israel . By the way I converted to Christianity." "Oy vey," said the Father. "What have I done?" He took his problem to his best friend. "Ike," he said. "I sent my son to Israel and he came back a Christian." "What shall I do?" "Funny you should ask" said Ike. "I too sent my son to Israel and he too came home a Christian." Perhaps we should go see the Rabbi. So they did and they explained their problem to the Rabbi. "Funny you should ask" he said. I too sent my son to Israel and he too came home a Christian. What is happening to our youth of today?" And so they all prayed telling their problem to the Lord. As they finished their prayer and voice came from the heavens. "Funny you should ask" said the voice. I too sent my son to Israel. Quote
Jia Posted July 14, 2007 Report Posted July 14, 2007 What does it mean when a High Priest puts his watch on the podium just as he's about to give his sacrament talk? Absolutely Nothing! Zzz Zzz Quote
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