Dr T Posted December 3, 2006 Report Posted December 3, 2006 I will post a picture and your task is to give the best caption-make me laugh. Here's the first picture:For example: "Sometimes people only need to stand atop a windy hill to get a refill. For others..." Quote
john doe Posted December 3, 2006 Report Posted December 3, 2006 "For some unexplained reason, Jimmy was rejected to sing the National Anthem at this week's game. One judge mumbled something about his inability to hit the high notes." Quote
Dr T Posted December 3, 2006 Author Report Posted December 3, 2006 John Doe, That is great! Thank you for the smile, sir. That is exactly what I'm looking for with this thread. Can't wait to see other's captions. Quote
Brother Dorsey Posted December 3, 2006 Report Posted December 3, 2006 I will post a picture and your task is to give the best caption-make me laugh. Here's the first picture:After an unsuccessful suicide attempt by breathing in fumes from the Mack Truck's exhaust pipe, as shown in this photo, paramedics transported Jimmy to Mercy Hospital where he will be treated for extreme "Exhaustion"! Quote
pushka Posted December 3, 2006 Report Posted December 3, 2006 "Watch it kid! If the wind changes direction your face will stay like that!" Quote
Dr T Posted December 3, 2006 Author Report Posted December 3, 2006 "extreme "Exhaustion"!" That is great! Thanks. Push, are you by chance my mother? Quote
Guest Monica Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/spangle.htmO say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of theFREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! and the home of the brave? Quote
Dr T Posted December 4, 2006 Author Report Posted December 4, 2006 Monica,That was really good. I love the music link to go with it too! I really did laugh. Thank you for that! You guys are good at this. This is really fun Dr. T Quote
prisonchaplain Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 I will post a picture and your task is to give the best caption-make me laugh. Here's the first picture:"But . . . I never inhaled." Quote
Dr T Posted December 4, 2006 Author Report Posted December 4, 2006 P.C., Good one.I'll keep this picture for a couple days. In the mean time: Quote
john doe Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 I will post a picture and your task is to give the best caption-make me laugh. Here's the first picture:For example: "Sometimes people only need to stand atop a windy hill to get a refill. For others...""Police were sent to a South Side home today on a report of a young man threatening to blow his brains out. A suicide watch was called off when they realized that Marvin Baker had no weapon, only an air compressor." Quote
Dr T Posted December 4, 2006 Author Report Posted December 4, 2006 John Doe, You are a natural at this! LOL-that was funny. Thanks Quote
Guest Monica Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 Monica,That was really good. I love the music link to go with it too! I really did laugh. Thank you for that! You guys are good at this. This is really fun Dr. T TY! TY! TY! Quote
moptopfan50 Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 Bob Dylan once said that the answer is blowing in the wind. The answer is this really blows! ---- OR -- While auditioning for "Stupid People Tricks" for "Late Night with Dave Letterman", Billy was disappointed to find out he was beaten by someone who did this with a Swiffer. Quote
Outshined Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 The long-awaited return of American Idol kicks off next month, with hopefuls giving it their all for Simon and the crew... Quote
Ray Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 Dentists Protest! Braun announced today a new home dental hygiene kit, available in many stores this Christmas, that blows all plaque from teeth in 3 seconds. The motor can also be reversed to pull food from between teeth. Dentists claim it causes pain and/or damage. see full article on page D7 Quote
Dr T Posted December 4, 2006 Author Report Posted December 4, 2006 You are all on a roll! This is great fun (for me)! I'll have to show my friend (dentist) your Ray! That is great! Quote
Outshined Posted December 6, 2006 Report Posted December 6, 2006 "Man, this yard sale has some killer deals!""The Dracula family always has the best yard sales""Wow, the bank repossessed everything in this foreclosure...""Can we play with Grandpa today?" "If you dig him up one more time..." Quote
Dr T Posted December 6, 2006 Author Report Posted December 6, 2006 LOL Outshined! You had a lot of great ones. I hope people come up with more. Quote
Outshined Posted December 6, 2006 Report Posted December 6, 2006 We even let you try before you buy! Quote
Ray Posted December 6, 2006 Report Posted December 6, 2006 For some reason all I see is an "IPB Image" message. What type of picture is that, Dr. T. ? If I was playing a game where I had to guess at the image, I'd say: An open coffin that is clearly 'For Sale' in a yard where you or I could go and buy it. Quote
Dr T Posted December 6, 2006 Author Report Posted December 6, 2006 Your good Ray. It is a picture of a yard sale and one of the items is an open coffin/casket. You're good at that game. Good deduction Ray. :) Quote
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