Guest Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Why do smoke alarm batteries always die at night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magen_Avot Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 (edited) Why do smoke alarm batteries always die at night?Hypothermia! Why do smoke detector batteries always go flat at night? - Yahoo! AnswersOf course, if you want a second opinion:Why do smoke alarm batteries only die in the middle of the night? | Bronx | Yelp...which features Dr. Gonzo M's enlightened position........."Dr. Gonzo M. says: Because they feed off the ambient photons in your room when there is light out. Sometimes the shadowy robot masters suck away too much electricity at night and they go dead. There is no conspiracy. All hail the robot masters and their smoke detecting progeny." Edited May 14, 2013 by Magen_Avot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praetorian_Brow Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 What does the dryer monster do with all my socks it eats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravin Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 What does the dryer monster do with all my socks it eats?That's where the lint comes from, it's dryer monster... how to put this delicately... waste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Why do my toddlers always get croup in the middle of the night, on the nights that I need sleep the most? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Why do my toddlers always get croup in the middle of the night, on the nights that I need sleep the most? It's a government conspiracy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smeagums Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Why do smoke alarm batteries always die at night?YES! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!? My wife and I's home did this exact same thing twice! And how they are positioned it was really, REALLY hard to tell which one was beeping! I just took them all down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smeagums Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Why do we, I know I do, think it is the end of the world when our cars break down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravin Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 It's a government conspiracy.It's all tied into the hot dogs coming in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8, right? Once I make the final connection with JFK I'm going to publish my book: Bakers, Croup, Coups, and Tubes of Goo: A government exposé Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennarator Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Why do babies always get messy diapers at church...not before....not after.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennarator Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Why don't kids ever tell you when they are taking the last roll of TP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennarator Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Why do church and school events always happen on the same night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennarator Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Why does someone in the office always bring donuts when that isthe day you were going to start your diet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennarator Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Why does your boss walk by when you are on Facebook? Even tho you had been working for 6 hours without a break? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennarator Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Why do your kids get sick when yo had scheduled a personal day to catch up with your own personal chores / reading....and because you needed a break? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennarator Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Why do people stop by your house only on the days where you just didn't have enough energy to pick up the living room? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praetorian_Brow Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Jenn, do you need to me your secrets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy_do46 Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Gas prices go up right before you get gas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennarator Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Why, when you find the perfect gift to give, is it always the last one in stock and the packaging is damaged, so it looked used? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennarator Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Why does the email that goes to the CEO have the spelling error? (Oops, is that just me? I spell everything wrong.) :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravin Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Why, when you find the perfect gift to give, is it always the last one in stock and the packaging is damaged, so it looked used?Alternatively it's back ordered and won't be available until after the event the gift is for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Why do we, I know I do, think it is the end of the world when our cars break down? Because it is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Why do kids wait until 11:30 at night to tell you that they need something for a class at school first thing the next morning or they get a failing grade? True story. A son did that to me. Needed fabric for a class he was taking in middle school. So here I was at Walmart at midnight hoping someone would be there that knew or could cut fabric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennarator Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Why do kids wait until 11:30 at night to tell you that they need something for a class at school first thing the next morning or they get a failing grade?True story. A son did that to me. Needed fabric for a class he was taking in middle school. So here I was at Walmart at midnight hoping someone would be there that knew or could cut fabric.This has been known to happen at my house, too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RipplecutBuddha Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Why do companies wait until three days after I buy their fancy gadget I've been wanting for months to release the next upgrade that will last for the next two years? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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