Dr T Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 4. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 50) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't#9 on this list AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maureen Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.Actually I did this but not for groceries. I couldn't get the back gate opened because of the ice in the winter time, so my son rescued me and like magic opened the gate.10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.I've not done this yet. It would have to be an emergency! :) M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.I do this one about 10 times a day, but it is because she is in the next office over and sometimes the things that we can both "overhear" in our department are pretty funny, but not meant to be that way, so if we e-mail back and forth, we can laugh without being obvious!The rest were very funny as well, thanks for the laugh!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted May 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 :) Guilty of some of them for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dror Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 That's great! Thanks. :) Dror Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted May 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 You're welcome :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blessed Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 I resemble #6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 #6 is definately me as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 I have to say number 4.........I do number 10 each day...but I forget to get the coffee....wait....I don't even drink the stuff......maybe thats why I forget to get some.......LOL!!!!!.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 I have to say number 4.........I do number 10 each day...but I forget to get the coffee....wait....I don't even drink the stuff......maybe thats why I forget to get some.......LOL!!!!!.......... Dr. Pepper isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 <div class='quotemain'>I have to say number 4.........I do number 10 each day...but I forget to get the coffee....wait....I don't even drink the stuff......maybe thats why I forget to get some.......LOL!!!!!.......... Dr. Pepper isn't it?NOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 <div class='quotemain'><div class='quotemain'>I have to say number 4.........I do number 10 each day...but I forget to get the coffee....wait....I don't even drink the stuff......maybe thats why I forget to get some.......LOL!!!!!.......... Dr. Pepper isn't it?NOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Darn, I don't know why but I always think that is your drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankJL Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 well lets see...1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.no.. I just press one button "warm up"..and it warms up stuff. It automatically cuts off the microwave when it the food reaches a certain temperature. Don't ask me how it works, its some strange voodoo I don't understand, but I don't question it.2. You haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years.I've never played solitaire with real cards...ever...4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.Does text messaging the person sitting next to you in class count?5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.Not a problem at all....my parents house has 4 people, and 6 computers, so its easy to e-mail them. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 50) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.Well...duh... But I'm to young to remember not having a cell phone, I don't even have a phone in my apartment, my cell phone is the only one I use. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.First thing I do every morning is check my e-mail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 <div class='quotemain'><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotemain'>I have to say number 4.........I do number 10 each day...but I forget to get the coffee....wait....I don't even drink the stuff......maybe thats why I forget to get some.......LOL!!!!!.......... Dr. Pepper isn't it?NOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Darn, I don't know why but I always think that is your drink.P...........E.......P.......S........I.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted May 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 Frank,no.. I just press one button "warm up"..and it warms up stuff. It automatically cuts off the microwave when it the food reaches a certain temperature. Don't ask me how it works, its some strange voodoo I don't understand, but I don't question it.That is a cool thing. I've never heard of that. I'll have to pick one up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbauro Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.2. You haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years.3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 4.4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 50) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't#9 on this listAND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.when... Thats greats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yediyd Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.2. You haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years.3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 4.4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 50) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't#9 on this listAND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.when... Thats greats.even worse...my daughter has a cell phone...I call her from the living room when she is in her bedroom, rather than try to be heard over her music!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blessed Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 That is bad!! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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