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I am 6'3. The short end of the tall guys, that's what I tell people. 

 

Do you prefer a beard over a mustache?

"The short end of the tall guys." I like that. Have to remember it.

 

A beard over a mustache? That would look just bizarre.

 

Can you believe that classical Latin had no word for "yes"?

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I did....my wife and I have a rule ....the first one home starts dinner. Since it's only her and I ....the dinner making is on my shoulders mostly. I am home before her.

Ever go on a double date and it was horrible ??

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BBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

 

You have also used a proscribed word.

 

What do the letters Y-E-S, in that order, spell?

 

They spell "TWA" if your left hand is shifted over one key while typing.

 

Is "medal" a homophone of "meddle" and/or "mettle" and/or "metal"?

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They spell "TWA" if your left hand is shifted over one key while typing.

 

Is "medal" a homophone of "meddle" and/or "mettle" and/or "metal"?

 

Hey... I am GROOT!

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I am Groot.

 

I like FunkyTown, do you like FunkyTown?

As the ancient Romans would have said (assuming they spoke modern English yet somehow used the same speech patterns and linguistic quirks in their modern English as they did in their classical Latin -- yeah, that's realistic), "I like FunkyTown."

 

Did anyone ever actually take Lipps Inc. down to funkytown? (Or as my 17-year-old asked a few weeks ago, "Did Luke ever get those power converters?")

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R2D2 is a power converter.

 

What is the word that fills the blank in this rhyme:  Baa baa black sheep have you any wool?  __, sir.  __, sir.  3 bags full.

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"Do you prefer a beard over a mustache?"

You'd have to be standing on your head.

In this context the answer would be Nay Nay, as sheep cannot speak english.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but can you pick your friends nose?

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Yes, that reminds me of Shel Silverstein's poem in Where The Sidewalk Ends that talks about a queen.  Here is some of it not the whole thing.  It goes something like "She's coming! she's coming! she'll pass the farm today.  The owl asked, "Who, Who?" The queen, the queen, she's pass the farm today. Should I bow when she comes?  Should I twiddle my thumbs?  What should I do? he asked the dog.  The dog said, Bow, Bow, and so he did and so she past oh tralalalala... "She smiled, she did, he told the sheep... the sheep said, BAAAAAA"  

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