Palerider Posted February 1, 2015 Report Posted February 1, 2015 My wife and I read them together each evening and have done so for the last several years. We enjoy our scripture reading time. Do you attend church regularly?? Quote
Dr T Posted February 1, 2015 Author Report Posted February 1, 2015 Weekly. :) Is your regridgerator clean? Quote
FunkyTown Posted February 2, 2015 Report Posted February 2, 2015 I'm not even sure what a regridgerator is! Do you like the words yes or no? Quote
Dr T Posted February 2, 2015 Author Report Posted February 2, 2015 I do like words. Are you taller than 5'3"? Quote
EarlJibbs Posted February 2, 2015 Report Posted February 2, 2015 I am 6'3. The short end of the tall guys, that's what I tell people. Do you prefer a beard over a mustache? Quote
Vort Posted February 2, 2015 Report Posted February 2, 2015 (edited) I am 6'3. The short end of the tall guys, that's what I tell people. Do you prefer a beard over a mustache?"The short end of the tall guys." I like that. Have to remember it. A beard over a mustache? That would look just bizarre. Can you believe that classical Latin had no word for "yes"? Edited February 2, 2015 by Vort EarlJibbs 1 Quote
Dr T Posted February 4, 2015 Author Report Posted February 4, 2015 That is difficult for me to believe. Did u make dinner tonight? Quote
Palerider Posted February 4, 2015 Report Posted February 4, 2015 (edited) I did....my wife and I have a rule ....the first one home starts dinner. Since it's only her and I ....the dinner making is on my shoulders mostly. I am home before her. Ever go on a double date and it was horrible ?? Edited February 4, 2015 by Palerider Quote
Dr T Posted February 4, 2015 Author Report Posted February 4, 2015 BBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! No using "Yes" Pale Quote
FunkyTown Posted February 4, 2015 Report Posted February 4, 2015 BBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! No using "Yes" Pale BBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! You have also used a proscribed word. What do the letters Y-E-S, in that order, spell? Quote
Guest Posted February 4, 2015 Report Posted February 4, 2015 I am Groot. I like FunkyTown, do you like FunkyTown? Quote
Vort Posted February 4, 2015 Report Posted February 4, 2015 BBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! You have also used a proscribed word. What do the letters Y-E-S, in that order, spell? They spell "TWA" if your left hand is shifted over one key while typing. Is "medal" a homophone of "meddle" and/or "mettle" and/or "metal"? Quote
Guest Posted February 4, 2015 Report Posted February 4, 2015 They spell "TWA" if your left hand is shifted over one key while typing. Is "medal" a homophone of "meddle" and/or "mettle" and/or "metal"? Hey... I am GROOT! Quote
Vort Posted February 4, 2015 Report Posted February 4, 2015 I am Groot. I like FunkyTown, do you like FunkyTown?As the ancient Romans would have said (assuming they spoke modern English yet somehow used the same speech patterns and linguistic quirks in their modern English as they did in their classical Latin -- yeah, that's realistic), "I like FunkyTown." Did anyone ever actually take Lipps Inc. down to funkytown? (Or as my 17-year-old asked a few weeks ago, "Did Luke ever get those power converters?") Quote
Guest Posted February 4, 2015 Report Posted February 4, 2015 R2D2 is a power converter. What is the word that fills the blank in this rhyme: Baa baa black sheep have you any wool? __, sir. __, sir. 3 bags full. Quote
robherr Posted February 4, 2015 Report Posted February 4, 2015 "Do you prefer a beard over a mustache?"You'd have to be standing on your head.In this context the answer would be Nay Nay, as sheep cannot speak english.You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but can you pick your friends nose? Quote
The Folk Prophet Posted February 6, 2015 Report Posted February 6, 2015 In this context the answer would be Nay Nay, as sheep cannot speak english. Wouldn't the answer be, "baaaaa"? Quote
Dr T Posted February 14, 2015 Author Report Posted February 14, 2015 Yes, that reminds me of Shel Silverstein's poem in Where The Sidewalk Ends that talks about a queen. Here is some of it not the whole thing. It goes something like "She's coming! she's coming! she'll pass the farm today. The owl asked, "Who, Who?" The queen, the queen, she's pass the farm today. Should I bow when she comes? Should I twiddle my thumbs? What should I do? he asked the dog. The dog said, Bow, Bow, and so he did and so she past oh tralalalala... "She smiled, she did, he told the sheep... the sheep said, BAAAAAA" Quote
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