NightSG Posted March 13, 2018 Report Posted March 13, 2018 http://babylonbee.com/news/family-enjoys-lone-sunday-of-year-they-actually-have-good-excuse-for-being-late-to-church/ I got the chance to point out to my former Scoutmaster that even though "punctual" isn't in the Scout Law, it's implied by (at least) trustworthy, obedient and reverent. NeuroTypical 1 Quote
Guest MormonGator Posted March 13, 2018 Report Posted March 13, 2018 The Babylon Bee is great. I love their Christian/Conservative spin on the news! Sure it's fake, but who cares? Still makes me laugh! Quote
anatess2 Posted March 13, 2018 Report Posted March 13, 2018 7 hours ago, NightSG said: http://babylonbee.com/news/family-enjoys-lone-sunday-of-year-they-actually-have-good-excuse-for-being-late-to-church/ I got the chance to point out to my former Scoutmaster that even though "punctual" isn't in the Scout Law, it's implied by (at least) trustworthy, obedient and reverent. Hah hah, this is hilarious. A few years ago, we walked into Church just as the Gospel Doctrine class closed the doors (10 minutes past the hour). Teacher looked at my husband and I and said - forgot about DST huh? Funny thing is... we actually didn't... Wasn't it babylon bee that got fact-checked by Snopes? Now THAT is the ultimate in hilarious! Quote
NightSG Posted March 13, 2018 Author Report Posted March 13, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, MormonGator said: Sure it's fake, Fake, or just so true it can only be published as satire? http://babylonbee.com/news/man-feels-led-things-coincidentally-likes/ http://babylonbee.com/news/federal-agents-unable-find-sound-doctrine-benny-hinns-offices/ http://babylonbee.com/news/man-receives-gift-tongues-stubbing-toe/ (The witness when I got hit by a truck swears he heard fluent and situationally accurate Czech profanity while I was in the air. I don't think I'd even recognize three words of Czech.) And, of course... http://babylonbee.com/news/sad-mormon-missionary-just-realized-hes-riding-stationary-bike-two-years/ Edited March 13, 2018 by NightSG Quote
anatess2 Posted March 13, 2018 Report Posted March 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, NightSG said: Fake, or just so true it can only be published as satire? http://babylonbee.com/news/man-feels-led-things-coincidentally-likes/ http://babylonbee.com/news/federal-agents-unable-find-sound-doctrine-benny-hinns-offices/ http://babylonbee.com/news/man-receives-gift-tongues-stubbing-toe/ (The witness when I got hit by a truck swears he heard fluent and situationally accurate Czech profanity while I was in the air. I don't think I'd even recognize three words of Czech.) I just looked and IT IS BABYLON BEE that Snopes fact-checked which caused Facebook to flag them for Fake News! Hah hah!!! This is the ultimate in Satire! Here's Babylon Bee's response. Quote
askandanswer Posted March 14, 2018 Report Posted March 14, 2018 (edited) On 14/03/2018 at 2:59 AM, anatess2 said: I just looked and IT IS BABYLON BEE that Snopes fact-checked which caused Facebook to flag them for Fake News! Hah hah!!! This is the ultimate in Satire! Here's Babylon Bee's response. So now its been fact checked and Tess-checked? Edited March 15, 2018 by askandanswer anatess2 1 Quote
anatess2 Posted March 15, 2018 Report Posted March 15, 2018 15 hours ago, askandanswer said: So now its been fact checked and Tess-checked? And askandanswer-checked! Quote
askandanswer Posted March 17, 2018 Report Posted March 17, 2018 No, not at all. No need to do any further checking after it's been Tess-checked Quote
NightSG Posted May 23, 2018 Author Report Posted May 23, 2018 Oh, now they've just gotten too unrealistic: http://babylonbee.com/news/out-of-ideas-to-keep-church-relevant-pastor-resigns-himself-to-just-preaching-gospel/ Though this one could be the local ward: http://babylonbee.com/news/church-surrounded-by-five-nursing-homes-asks-god-to-reveal-next-ministry-opportunity/ And I'm pretty sure I've seen several of these in use: http://babylonbee.com/church-name-generator/#name Quote
unixknight Posted May 23, 2018 Report Posted May 23, 2018 I think I have a new favorite website... Quote
Guest MormonGator Posted May 23, 2018 Report Posted May 23, 2018 Just now, unixknight said: I think I have a new favorite website... You are talking about my blog right? Thanks @unixknight! So nice of you to say! Quote
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