BREAKING NEWS: Brigham Young University Cougars to change name

[Vort]

PROVO, UT (UPI)—Due to outrage from many quarters, the Brigham Young University President Kevin J. Worthen, along with the university's Board of Trustees, has announced an official change in the name of the school's representative bodies. To avoid giving offense to vulnerable populations, starting immediately, the school's sports teams are to be known as the Brigham Young University Predatory Older Women.

(Thanks to @pam for bringing this to my attention.)

[pam]

I was waiting for someone to bring me into this.  But then again, I did post about this on facebook which you probably saw.