Canuck Mormon Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 Useful Home Remedies 1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat - use the sink. 4. To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough. 7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 8. When confused remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them. Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pushka Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 LOL Canuck!! I love 'em!! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck Mormon Posted March 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 LOL Canuck!! I love 'em!! :)My cousin in Wales sent them to me this morning and I couldn't resist putting them on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pushka Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 Aha..I thought I denoted a British sense of humour there :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havejoy Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 Those are great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorningStar Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 That's awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crytsprospect Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 So Great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 awesomely funny!!!!!!! i needed that after the post i just read on "cure for depression" i went there thinking of the hope of a real cure or at least an idea for one but found something else instead. i guess i need to apologise for my actions toward that person !!!! but some times i feel a person needs a dose of their own medicine. i am not up at 3:30 in the morning for my health and yes i am truly hurt!! the jokes helped alot tho keep them coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elgama Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Canuck your post is hysterical, great way to start my working day:) Tree - hope you get some sleep and you handled yourself in the other thread with perfect decorum, there was nothing childish or spiteful in your intial response. -Charley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 thanks guys! i did finally get to sleep. it felt great!! i should be on a tony the tiger commercial? ! gotta go , i am getting my7yr old off to school and then i am going to work with my husband. i thought i would help him out a few days a week since i used to be a cna before i got so bad off,but thanks to god above i am slowly climbing back up the ladder!! oh! he takes care of the elderly, good, good man. i am truly blessed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorningStar Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 For real, my friend just said that it cleared up her husband's skin when he started washing his face with honey. Weird, huh? I'm going to try it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elgama Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 honey is antibacterial try putting some lavender or tea tree in it. -Charley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorningStar Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 Thank you! I will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skalenfehl Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 Those were funny! I'll remember to keep a glass of boiling water at the dinner table next time I'm enjoying an ice cold water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorningStar Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 What's the home remedy for when the boiling water burns your throat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck Mormon Posted March 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 What's the home remedy for when the boiling water burns your throat?Fill throat with Ice cubes???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorningStar Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 Fill throat with Ice cubes???? But what if you choke on them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck Mormon Posted March 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 See #1. Repeat until you come to your senses, if that doesn't happen, get some one to help you come to your senses, preferably with a slap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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