Thank you, thank you, Vort, for posting links to all these great Vortisms i've missed. I still haven't quite finished your poem yet. I barely got past the Limberger cheese and totally lost it on the underarm hair. I love your sense of humor!! And sometimes i think you're the only one who appreciates mine, too. Here's one of mine. http://www.lds.net/forums/lds-gospel-discussion/26715-being-vegetarian-2.html you might have to scroll down a ways, i'm not good with these linkies