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My last week as a non-member. So the rebellious side of me is asking "since baptism washes away all sin, what last sin would be fun to do that doesn't need confession, that will not kill me, that will not have lifelong consequences, but still would be fun?" I dunno, maybe teepee the Bishops house?

So, compound the problem of my hugeness with buoyancy. Yup, that's the way to bring the spirit into the meeting

Ok, this is where I start getting emotional http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZAHLxTjEmHE/TAFUpVlk7mI/AAAAAAAAAQM/PN0jISbl-UM/s400/crying%2Bvotey%2Bsmiley.bmp But I still think you're nuts.

If you travel more than 10, or even 20 miles to attend my baptism that will last 45 min to an hour, you're nuts. That being said, PM me for the location. Posting it on my facebook is one thing, an open forum is a bit uncomfortable. Oh yea, Back, all babies are onery. You might get used to it by the time you have child #10.

Don't tempt me.

My dear, we need to have a discussion about you traveling from Utah to La Crescenta, CA for a 45 min. baptism. Just send a gift of cash

When birds attack...

Well, it's happening on June 9th. So to prepare, I got me some white pants form the distribution center. My word, there's about ten feet of legs on those suckers and no belt loops! Looks like I've got some sewing to do this weekend.

oh... my... word...

Thank you all, well, almost thanks to Backroads who sullied my facebook wall with a picture of a cat. Has the world run out of cute puppy pictures

My Stake Pres just got the letter today clearing me for re-baptism. Now I need to have my Bishops interview, Stake President interview and set a date for the baptism. 9.5 years of being on the "outside" is almost over.

Well, my 18 months has passed and I found out that my packet requesting re-baptism has been successfully compiled, completed and the proper time frame has been achieved. So it was moved forward and is now, as of this past Friday, on the desk of the First Presidency. We were informed that the yea/nay should come down within a week or two at most. Here's hoping for a good outcome

good gosh!!! WHAT THE FREAK?!?!?!?

Lest you think lowly of me, I still have a few more hours of work before bed-time.

The only acceptable thing about today is now that I'm mid-way through mortality, I still have no life to have a crisis about. Aw heck, I'm now 45 years old. And I thought it was bad when I turned 30. But thank you-all for the "Happy Birthday's!" I just need to get a little bit of work done and then I'm off... ...to bed to get some sleep. :)

My dear, there is only enough for you and me besided, it took all I had not to post this cake... But I'm sure by now, you've had all the Princess Leia jokes you can stomach.

Maybe it's because I live in Los Angeles and having worked with plenty of gay people that I'm curious how is it that "coming out of the closet" is treated as a marvelous event and not an offensive, demeaning practice. But then, I'm not wholly educated as to all the political, family and social issues the gay person has to deal with. Veganism, that I would have an issue with because that's a choice.

Prepare yourself...

Awww, here, have come cake...

Everytime I see the word Mororbund, I think of this: Anyway, Happy Birthday.

Electrical Problems

I work from home so on a good day I'll spend 8-10 hours, on a bad day 10-12, on a horrific day (end of the month reconciliation time) 12-14, if I'm programming something 14-18, if someone is saying something wrong on the internet and needs to be set straight 18-24.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3260272640/h1866A3BA/

I guess I shouldn't bother suggesting for you to learn a new computer language.

Bored? Go clean your room.