JimmiGerman

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 36?
Because 37 is too many.

Maybe. But I know a bit more about history: it was Friedrich der Große, King of Prussia, and it was in the battle of Kolin, when he called to his soldiers in a fury:  
 
„Ihr verfluchten Racker, wollt ihr denn ewig leben?“  (You  dogs, you want to live forever?)
 
You certainly mean this would be the right credo for the Obama Care?

Ask your bishop...:)

And hope you don't have a $1M LTM on your health insurance policy.

Look at the bright side . . . another heart attack like that, plus a couple of rounding errors, and you'll be a million dollar man!

ugh..I give up
 
Anatess, 
 
Satan is laughing while you defend his most sinister deeply hidden counterfeit. The only reason anyone pursues higher education is to thwart the Priesthood. Consider yourself warned 

I don't know if anyone has mentioned the most obvious couple:
 
Good gift:     love
Counterfeit:  lust

In our day and age I would say Priesthood and Academic degrees. 
 
Robes of the Priesthood?

 

I'm not quite sure what exactly you are eating, but I hope it tastes and  doesn't have too much to do with a bowling ball filled with bacon.
 
Bad gift:   intolerable headaches
 
Good gift: pharmaceuticals like painkilling tablets

Okay - maybe I've been a bit sassy-mouthed, so take it easy, SassyParks. There is Europe's greatest fruit-growing area right here before Hamburg's front door, and if you like apples (in uncountable sorts) and you are rid of lemons, this might be the promised land for you. 
 
And here the famous old song about the Hamburger boys pinching apples: 
 

Right you are. I've made the same experience and found out that, whenever I was glad or happy, others draw me down. Perhaps we should try always to be sad and down, so that we could bring others to the opposite feeling and make THEM happy? ...   PS   Your new avatar is GREAT!