The Biggest Secret Society of Them All

[pam]

Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?

Captain Oveur: I can't tell.

Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.

Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.

Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?

Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.

Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

[pam]

Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.

Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.

Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.

Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?

Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.

Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is

[showing his nametag]

Roger Murdock: ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.

Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense.

[Kareem's getting mad]

Joey: And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.

Roger Murdock: The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

[pam]

[an epidemic of food poisoning is sweeping the plane]

Captain Oveur: What is it, Doctor? What's going on?

Rumack: I'm not sure. I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert.

[pam]

Sorry Snow...we have hijacked your thread.

[BenRaines]

Pam, start a thread of favorite movie lines. I think it would be a hoot. Make sure only PG-13 or better.

Ben Raines

[Moksha]

Eat, drink and be Mary. Well if you want to.

Ben Raines

Well, there is something about Mary, but could I call myself Mokshetta instead?

You TBMs really lighten up as the Mayan Calandar end draws near!

[lilered]

Have you ever met a conspiracy nut with a lick of common sense?

,

Ah, ha. The operative word is nut. (Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't ). And the answer is no.

[lilered]

Sounds like Glenn Beck to me.

Elph

No! Not Bro. Beck. (Wikipedia)

Have you a better definition?

Edited September 15, 2009 by lilered

[Guest Utahrulzz]

Guess what dude?

I made more inappropriate jokes than that to my bishop during the interview. Still got the recommend. Shall I have him contact you to reprimand him for doing his job incorrectly?

Dude? You call a fellow Priesthood holder dude? Interesting. You must be from California.

Well good Sir I call you to repentance!!! The work of The Lord maybe a laughing matter to you and your associates, but I'm sorry to tell you it's not a laughing matter at all. Perhaps when you have a bit more experience serving The Lord, you will be more understanding of the promises you made in the Holy House of The Lord.

Obviously your comprehension is not yet up to par as I never said one cannot laugh during an interview. Where you came to this erroneous conclusion I can't begin to guess. Sharing a laugh while visiting with your Stake President or Bishop isn't a violation of covenants, however taking a sacrad thing such as our Temple Recommend Interview and adding in apporpriate questions, while referring to our Sisters as "chicks" is wrong my good Brother. You certainly should be able to identify the problem in your "joke."

Calling a Daughter of God a "chick" is wrong on so many levels Brother.

I encourage you to repent. Review the Oath of the Priesthood good Brother. I am praying for your soul and your understanding of the laws of the lord. May you be blessed as you do so. I bear witness of our faith and the scriptures to you. I know as you repent you can feel worth again and feel of The Lord's spirit. May The Lord bless you, know that I love you and will be fasting for you as well. In the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.

Thank You. Peace be unto you my good and faithful Brother!

[john doe]

As I said before, lighten up Francis. Or is it dude now? I forget. And I see nothing wrong with chicks. I even have to sit through chick flicks once in a while to please my old lady. It's no worse than , say, sticking extra "Zs" on the end of one's username. I'm guessing that maybe you're wound a little extra tight today?

[Guest Utahrulzz]

Hi John,

In case you're unfamiliar, here in Utah we have a team playing in the National Basketball Association called the Utah Jazz. It's common for other organizations in this wonderful state to also use the ZZ's to identify with our community. Thus, because of my great love of this fine place, I chose the ZZ's as a tribute to the Great State of Utah! I'm glad you noticed, I think that's great!

I'm not sure where I gave you the impression my name is Francis, I'm sorry if I did so. Please call me Utah if you like!

Wound? What do you mean Wound? I'm not sure I understand the term? Is it slang? English is my second language so I have to beg your forgiveness if I don't always understand some of some of your slang.

Have a wonderful day John. Just know, as a Brother in the Gospel I love and will be praying for you on this day.

Thank You!

[Elphaba]

No! Not Bro. Beck. (Wikipedia)

Have you a better definition?

Yes, I do, but I can't tell you or else you'd have to shoot me. :p

Elph

[rameumptom]

Oh, BTW, did anyone else catch the Adam-Ondi-Ahman meeting last week, when the plans for world domination were finalized?

Wasn't that choir from heaven, just heavenly? And isn't the plan to take over the Kansas City area and the temple lot just soooo cool?

[rameumptom]

Hi John,

In case you're unfamiliar, here in Utah we have a team playing in the National Basketball Association called the Utah Jazz. It's common for other organizations in this wonderful state to also use the ZZ's to identify with our community. Thus, because of my great love of this fine place, I chose the ZZ's as a tribute to the Great State of Utah! I'm glad you noticed, I think that's great!

I'm not sure where I gave you the impression my name is Francis, I'm sorry if I did so. Please call me Utah if you like!

Wound? What do you mean Wound? I'm not sure I understand the term? Is it slang? English is my second language so I have to beg your forgiveness if I don't always understand some of some of your slang.

Have a wonderful day John. Just know, as a Brother in the Gospel I love and will be praying for you on this day.

Thank You!

Since the Jazz are not originally from Utah, it becomes kind of a shaky point. As for the Francis thing, he was quoting from the movie Stripes.

[Guest Utahrulzz]

Yes, but here in this great State, the Jazz are our own now!

I've never heard of Stripes, tell me more? Is it an old church film?

Thank You.

[pam]

Dude? You call a fellow Priesthood holder dude? Interesting. You must be from California.

Just to let you in on a little secret. I live in Utah and I hear the term "dude" all the time.

[Guest Utahrulzz]

Thanks for sharing you're secret. It's not often people you meet online wish to share secrets with you! I'm honored.

Thank You!

[MrsAri]

I propose that fellow church members begin addressing one another as "dude" and "dudette" effective immediately.

[Guest Utahrulzz]

I propose that fellow church members begin addressing one another as "dude" and "dudette" effective immediately.

Well if that's the standard, then I see nothing wrong with it! :)

Thank You!

[pam]

Yes, but here in this great State, the Jazz are our own now!

I've never heard of Stripes, tell me more? Is it an old church film?

Thank You.

Stripes is a movie that came out early 80's with Bill Murray.

[john doe]

Yes, the double 'Z' thing has become overdone in Utah. The running joke for a while was that you couldn't have a new sports team unless you stuck 'Zs' on the end of the name.

And yes, Francis is a reference to Stripes. It's rated 'R', so ask your bishop before watching it.

[BenRaines]

Pam, I am tattling on JD. Tell you sister he called her an "Old Lady". LOL.

Ben Raines

[Guest Utahrulzz]

I see, yes if it is R rated I will not be viewing Stripes. The Prophet Ezra Taft Benson has made The Lord's position known on rated R movies. Thank You John! Have a great day sir!

Thank You

[annewandering]

Back to david icke. (how more appropriate can a name get?) His web site is fascinating. I went to some of his menu items which took me to youtube videos. Now the hilarious thing is youtube has removed the videos because of copywrite infringement. lol. So this Icke guy has his own videos removed from youtube for infringement yet he links his website menu to them.

Anyone catch any logic here? Talk about nuts.

[MrsAri]

I see, yes if it is R rated I will not be viewing Stripes. The Prophet Ezra Taft Benson has made The Lord's position known on rated R movies. Thank You John! Have a great day sir!

Thank You

We don't watch R rated movies either...and good for you!