SoCal_Counselor Posted August 13, 2012 Report Posted August 13, 2012 If Con is the opposite of Pro, than is Congress the opposite of Progress? Quote
Dravin Posted August 13, 2012 Report Posted August 13, 2012 If vegetable oil is made from vegetables what is baby oil made from? Quote
Bini Posted August 13, 2012 Report Posted August 13, 2012 If vegetable oil is made from vegetables what is baby oil made from?Babies well duhhhh.. Quote
pam Posted August 13, 2012 Report Posted August 13, 2012 If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing? Quote
pam Posted August 13, 2012 Report Posted August 13, 2012 If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Quote
Vort Posted August 13, 2012 Report Posted August 13, 2012 If a surrealist writes a self-referential post, how many pearls does the tarantula lick? Quote
Vort Posted August 13, 2012 Report Posted August 13, 2012 If conditional statements were disallowed, would we still have this thread? Quote
Traveler Posted August 13, 2012 Report Posted August 13, 2012 If Con is the opposite of Pro, than is Congress the opposite of Progress?If the members of congress are not doing exactly what we want them to do - why do we give them raises rather than to fire them? We cannot think that we are changing government if we reelect the same people. The problem is not congress - the failure in this country is the failure of the people.The Traveler Quote
Wingnut Posted August 14, 2012 Report Posted August 14, 2012 If vegetarians only eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Quote
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