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Surely, that was part of the baptism interview! "Do you believe in the Atonement of Jesus Christ? Do you regularly watch and quote Johnny Lingo?"

Nope. My baptism interview question was... "Do you believe the Atonement of Jesus Christ? Do you regularly watch and quote Napoleon Dynamite? Can you do the Napoleon dance?".

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Nope. My baptism interview question was... "Do you believe the Atonement of Jesus Christ? Do you regularly watch and quote Napoleon Dynamite? Can you do the Napoleon dance?".

Those new bishops/missionaries....changing the questions to reflect the times. Just ain't right, I tell ya!

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Those new bishops/missionaries....changing the questions to reflect the times. Just ain't right, I tell ya!

Well, I thought Napoleon Dynamite was a terrible movie... ;)

But, it seems like I'm the only one in the ward!

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I wanted to marry Mahana when I was young. I dreamed of finding someone just like her. I was always attracted to brunettes, and I always thought my wife would have dark hair; I wonder if that's traceable to Johnny Lingo? (For the record, Sister Vort is a blonde, and I'm quite pleased with that fact.)

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