Silly Anti Comments

[MorningStar]

What is the silliest comment you've ever seen from an anti?

In the top 5 at least, this guy claimed he and his companion prayed to Joseph Smith on his mission and it was a very spiritual experience. He was obviously making it up, but he stuck to the story.

[Jigglysaint]

Anti-mormons don't exist where I live. Then again, neither do morals.

[havejoy]

A lady who was RLDS told me her uncle had gotten a fake TR and made it thru a Temple session where they killed goats and marked their garments with the blood.

[Moksha]

My favorite is still the nude clogging in the Temple.

[Jigglysaint]

My favorite is still the nude clogging in the Temple.

That's it! Now I HAVE to get a Temple Reccommend!

[poulsenll]

That's it! Now I HAVE to get a Temple Reccommend!

Ahh but you'll have to demonstrate to the Bishop that you have learned proper clogging technique.

Larry P

[charity]

When I joined the Church, at age 19, one of my dorm mates practicallly begged me to tell her what was in the "little box called the Tabernacle." I had been to the Tabernacle previous to my baptism and I told her there was an enormous pipe organ and seating for several thousand people. She was sure I was lying to her because she KNEW there was some super secret super scary "thing" that I wouldn't tell her about.

[jriddick07]

Mine's similar to havejoy's, except the ritual chanting was in Scandinavian. How they got that particular language I'm not sure I'll ever know... O_o

[Moksha]

That's it! Now I HAVE to get a Temple Reccommend!

Take a number, nude clogging in the Temple makes most of us Jiggly Saints.

[Guest HEthePrimate]

My favorite is still the nude clogging in the Temple.

ROTFL!! Just the idea! (catching my breath from laughing)

[Jigglysaint]

Don't they still use Kool-aid and Jell-O for the Sacrament in the temple?

[Captain-Jack]

My favorite one is always the horns. Mormons have horns but we've evaded medical proof of it for 200 years. It's because we cut them when we cut our hair.

[Jeny]

I was Shocked when a friend of my son was not allowed to play with him. His family is native American. When I confronted the mother about it (nicely) She told me that she knew all about us Mormons...we try to convert native Americans so that they can be our slaves in the afterlife!!!!

...I could NOT believe it!! I was stunned!! I asked her if she was joking, she said, no...her Chief taught it in the native Amer. school that she went to!! How sad! I tried to tell her how WRONG she was...but we have never heard from her again and my son lost one of his VERY FEW friends!!

[havejoy]

I've had several people tell me that they know someone who had been to the temple and there are absolutely no pictures of or references to Jesus in there.

[Connolly]

My favorite one is always the horns. Mormons have horns but we've evaded medical proof of it for 200 years. It's because we cut them when we cut our hair.

The cats out of the bag now.

http://www.crediblereport.com/extreme-make...mon-edition-21/

[Guest Iggy]

When I was in High School the Church had Gold and Green Balls - Ooooh how I loved those. Was a great preperation for prom night. Anyway, my class mates used to argue with me that Mormons did NOT dance - that it was against thier religion. Hello- I are a Mormon, we have dances all the time: Square Dances, Ball Room dances, Roaring 20's Dances, etc., etc.

I had the blisters on my ankles and the callouses on my feet to prove we DID TO DANCE.

Also that Mormons don't wear makeup (most of the adults I knew didn't, but the 30 and younger group sure did).

Didn't buy Store-bought bread. Heck, my Parents were not Mormons and she baked bread every week and had been doing so since before she and Dad married. 17 loaves a week plus two HUGE pans of dinner rolls on baking day (which was monday by the way) There were 12 in my family. 7 kids and 3 adults. Thus not just Mormons baked their own bread.

Don't you just love how anti's argue with you telling you what you do and don't do. Um, want to live in my house for a while and find out the TRUTH????

[checkerboy]

That nude clogging must be a regional thing cause in San Diego were I grew up we had nude volleyball.

[Jeny]

That nude clogging must be a regional thing cause in San Diego were I grew up we had nude volleyball.

Heaven forbid!! I'd knock myself out!!!

[jadams_4040]

Heaven forbid!! I'd knock myself out!!!

Yea i understand, my ex wife had that problem!

[Captain-Jack]

The cats out of the bag now.

http://www.crediblereport.com/extreme-make...mon-edition-21/

Wait, judges? Yes, unanimous vote says we should start our domination of the world on September 24. I say that day because it's the day I get back from a 11 day vacation with the wife and I don't want to come back to work.

[Jeny]

Wait, judges? Yes, unanimous vote says we should start our domination of the world on September 24. I say that day because it's the day I get back from a 11 day vacation with the wife and I don't want to come back to work.

How come I didn't get a horn? I have been a Mormon for three years, when do my horns start to grow? I think they are cool!!!!

[Captain-Jack]

How come I didn't get a horn? I have been a Mormon for three years, when do my horns start to grow? I think they are cool!!!!

It's done in the Temple. We call forth a demon through dark magic and bind them to you. When you are closest to a demonic state your horns appear.

[Douglas]

My favorite one is always the horns. Mormons have horns but we've evaded medical proof of it for 200 years. It's because we cut them when we cut our hair.

If I convert am I entitled to a pair or will they just start growing?

JUst saw post above. Now I understand!

[Captain-Jack]

Per Connolly's link earlier, my horns can be seen as such:

[Jeny]

It's done in the Temple. We call forth a demon through dark magic and bind them to you. When you are closest to a demonic state your horns appear.

...OK, I guess I asked for that one!! {{{{{{{{{{Full body shiver!!!!!}}}}}}}}}}