pam Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 A. 'Be steadfast and immovable, always abounding in good works' (Mosiah 5:15).Q. What should I make for dinner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorningStar Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 You should make chicken parmesan. Q. What should I have for dessert? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puf_the_majic_dragon Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 You should make chicken parmesan.Q. What should I have for dessert?A: CheesecakeQ: Have you seen where my sanity went? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Leeanntheone Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 A-Sorry Puf, I didn't think you had any sanity to loose with all that puffing. lolQ- Do you think Adam had a belly button?Leeann;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puf_the_majic_dragon Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 A-Sorry Puf, I didn't think you had any sanity to loose with all that puffing. lolQ- Do you think Adam had a belly button?Leeann;)OK seriously the next person who wrongly assumes my name is a drug reference is getting a small claims suit for libel :|A: Yes, because he was born from a chimpQ: Is it bed time yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 Q- Do you think Adam had a belly button? That was a great one! :lol:For puf (with no drug reference)A: Depends on what part of the world you live in.Q: Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 A: "nope or the bills either" Q: Why do round pizzas come in a square box? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
susieSA Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 A: Because if you drop the square box the pizza won't roll away Q: Ummmm, Where in the world would I find the Kruger National Park? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 Great answer Susie :) A: In Kruger Q: Why do you “put your two cents in” when it is only “a penny for your thoughts”? What happens to the other penny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck Mormon Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 A: Taxes Q: When is a door not a door? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
susieSA Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 Good guess Dr T (the Kruger National Park is a game park in SA) A: ummm, when it is not on it's hinges Q: What is the best time of the year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tomk Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 A: Fall Q: Why do I say this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 A: Because you don't want to lie and say winter! :-)Q: Why is New York City the "Big Apple"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puf_the_majic_dragon Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 A: Because you don't want to lie and say winter! :-)Q: Why is New York City the "Big Apple"?A: Because James and the giant peach landed in Massachusetts.Q: Is Hell endothermic or exothermic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 A: It won't matter, either way it is going to be s'mores weather 24/7/365!!! Q: Where do babies come from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tomk Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 A: It won't matter, either way it is going to be s'mores weather 24/7/365!!!Q: Where do babies come from? A: Well, when a Daddy loves a Mommy...Q: Where do GRANDPARENTS come from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 A: From birds or is it bees(?) Q: Is it really better to give than receive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tomk Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 A: At Christmas, no. Okay, okay -- it's never better. Q: Is selfishness a virtue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 A: Sure, but only if impatience is one too! B: Why do cats exist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 A. So ALF has something to eat. B. When they say something is "going down the tubes" what tubes are they talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 A: Usually "the wrong tube" Q: "Is this going to be on the test?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tomk Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 A: Yes, but it will be in a form you don't recognize. Q: Are tests an effective measurement of learning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 A: Depends on whether you are using the Imperial (Standard) Measures or the Metric System!Q: Why is orange the only color that is also a fruit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 A: Because purple was already used. Q: If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 A: Maybe they are just never COLD enough to need them!Q: Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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