pam Posted May 4, 2008 Report Posted May 4, 2008 A. 'Be steadfast and immovable, always abounding in good works' (Mosiah 5:15).Q. What should I make for dinner? Quote
MorningStar Posted May 5, 2008 Report Posted May 5, 2008 You should make chicken parmesan. Q. What should I have for dessert? Quote
puf_the_majic_dragon Posted May 5, 2008 Report Posted May 5, 2008 You should make chicken parmesan.Q. What should I have for dessert?A: CheesecakeQ: Have you seen where my sanity went? Quote
Guest Leeanntheone Posted May 5, 2008 Report Posted May 5, 2008 A-Sorry Puf, I didn't think you had any sanity to loose with all that puffing. lolQ- Do you think Adam had a belly button?Leeann;) Quote
puf_the_majic_dragon Posted May 5, 2008 Report Posted May 5, 2008 A-Sorry Puf, I didn't think you had any sanity to loose with all that puffing. lolQ- Do you think Adam had a belly button?Leeann;)OK seriously the next person who wrongly assumes my name is a drug reference is getting a small claims suit for libel :|A: Yes, because he was born from a chimpQ: Is it bed time yet? Quote
Vanilla Posted May 5, 2008 Report Posted May 5, 2008 Q- Do you think Adam had a belly button? That was a great one! :lol:For puf (with no drug reference)A: Depends on what part of the world you live in.Q: Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away? Quote
Dr T Posted May 5, 2008 Report Posted May 5, 2008 A: "nope or the bills either" Q: Why do round pizzas come in a square box? Quote
susieSA Posted May 5, 2008 Report Posted May 5, 2008 A: Because if you drop the square box the pizza won't roll away Q: Ummmm, Where in the world would I find the Kruger National Park? Quote
Dr T Posted May 5, 2008 Report Posted May 5, 2008 Great answer Susie :) A: In Kruger Q: Why do you “put your two cents in” when it is only “a penny for your thoughts”? What happens to the other penny? Quote
Canuck Mormon Posted May 5, 2008 Report Posted May 5, 2008 A: Taxes Q: When is a door not a door? Quote
susieSA Posted May 5, 2008 Report Posted May 5, 2008 Good guess Dr T (the Kruger National Park is a game park in SA) A: ummm, when it is not on it's hinges Q: What is the best time of the year? Quote
Vanilla Posted May 5, 2008 Report Posted May 5, 2008 A: Because you don't want to lie and say winter! :-)Q: Why is New York City the "Big Apple"? Quote
puf_the_majic_dragon Posted May 5, 2008 Report Posted May 5, 2008 A: Because you don't want to lie and say winter! :-)Q: Why is New York City the "Big Apple"?A: Because James and the giant peach landed in Massachusetts.Q: Is Hell endothermic or exothermic? Quote
Vanilla Posted May 5, 2008 Report Posted May 5, 2008 A: It won't matter, either way it is going to be s'mores weather 24/7/365!!! Q: Where do babies come from? Quote
Guest tomk Posted May 5, 2008 Report Posted May 5, 2008 A: It won't matter, either way it is going to be s'mores weather 24/7/365!!!Q: Where do babies come from? A: Well, when a Daddy loves a Mommy...Q: Where do GRANDPARENTS come from? Quote
Dr T Posted May 5, 2008 Report Posted May 5, 2008 A: From birds or is it bees(?) Q: Is it really better to give than receive? Quote
Guest tomk Posted May 5, 2008 Report Posted May 5, 2008 A: At Christmas, no. Okay, okay -- it's never better. Q: Is selfishness a virtue? Quote
Vanilla Posted May 5, 2008 Report Posted May 5, 2008 A: Sure, but only if impatience is one too! B: Why do cats exist? Quote
pam Posted May 6, 2008 Report Posted May 6, 2008 A. So ALF has something to eat. B. When they say something is "going down the tubes" what tubes are they talking about? Quote
Dr T Posted May 6, 2008 Report Posted May 6, 2008 A: Usually "the wrong tube" Q: "Is this going to be on the test?" Quote
Guest tomk Posted May 6, 2008 Report Posted May 6, 2008 A: Yes, but it will be in a form you don't recognize. Q: Are tests an effective measurement of learning? Quote
Vanilla Posted May 6, 2008 Report Posted May 6, 2008 A: Depends on whether you are using the Imperial (Standard) Measures or the Metric System!Q: Why is orange the only color that is also a fruit? Quote
Dr T Posted May 6, 2008 Report Posted May 6, 2008 A: Because purple was already used. Q: If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? Quote
Vanilla Posted May 6, 2008 Report Posted May 6, 2008 A: Maybe they are just never COLD enough to need them!Q: Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? Quote
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