crytsprospect Posted May 13, 2008 Report Posted May 13, 2008 :) I was reading a readerboard at a church on the way home and saw this "Forbidden fruit causes many jams" Have you seen any play on words or quick witty quotes please share with the class Quote
WillowTheWhisp Posted May 13, 2008 Report Posted May 13, 2008 I saw a newsagent in a shop in town wearing a T-shirt with that logo one day last week. Quote
WillowTheWhisp Posted May 13, 2008 Report Posted May 13, 2008 Seen outside a local church:CH.....CH - What's missing? UR. Quote
Moksha Posted May 13, 2008 Report Posted May 13, 2008 Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else. Quote
Hemidakota Posted May 13, 2008 Report Posted May 13, 2008 We have a local church who billboard I pass everyday, reveals those witty quotes on a weekly basis. I am thankful for the Doctor in posting his witty comments; they are needed for them who live in that city. "Instead of e-mails, try Knee-Mails" Quote
crytsprospect Posted May 13, 2008 Author Report Posted May 13, 2008 Now I know HF loves that one... Quote
WillowTheWhisp Posted May 13, 2008 Report Posted May 13, 2008 If two people expect to see eye to eye they need to use their ears. Quote
Jenamarie Posted May 13, 2008 Report Posted May 13, 2008 There's a church across the street from where my husband works that always has a great marquee. "Prayer: God's wireless plan. No fees, and no roaming charges!" "Sign broken, message inside" "If God is your co-pilot you need to switch seats" And from a dentist's office marquee that also has funny sayings: "Old florists never die, they just make other arrangements" Quote
WillowTheWhisp Posted May 13, 2008 Report Posted May 13, 2008 There is no shortage of people who wish to serve God - in an advisory capacity. Quote
Hemidakota Posted May 13, 2008 Report Posted May 13, 2008 "Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday." Quote
crytsprospect Posted May 13, 2008 Author Report Posted May 13, 2008 Oh dear persons just the medicine I needed today...... I have an important meeting I'll be back to see what else you all come up with Quote
Hemidakota Posted May 13, 2008 Report Posted May 13, 2008 "Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up." Quote
StallionMcBeastly Posted May 13, 2008 Report Posted May 13, 2008 I saw this on some dudes shirt "Homosexuals are gay" haha made me laugh. Don't mean to offend anyone Quote
Guest HEthePrimate Posted May 13, 2008 Report Posted May 13, 2008 We've all seen signs and bumper stickers saying "God Bless America," but there's one house here in town that has a yard sign reading "America Bless God." I like that a lot. HEP Quote
WillowTheWhisp Posted May 13, 2008 Report Posted May 13, 2008 My son-in-law has a t-shirt which says "dolphins are gay sharks" Quote
Guest HEthePrimate Posted May 14, 2008 Report Posted May 14, 2008 My son-in-law has a t-shirt which says "dolphins are gay sharks"Well, dolphins certainly seem happier than sharks! Quote
Still_Small_Voice Posted May 14, 2008 Report Posted May 14, 2008 A few quotes I like from the book of Proverbs:A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool’s back. -- Proverbs 26:3There is a way that seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death. -- Proverbs 16:25 Quote
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