Captain_Curmudgeon

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  1. Don't recall where but I remember Jesus saying to pray in private if you want to be heard. Public prayer is for public consumption and does escape the ionosphere. Maybe it's just science. Prayers said into a microphone are converted to electricity (piezo-electric effect) and go no further than that circuit. Kolob? Forget it.
  2. Look for me as Captain Curmudgeon.
  3. Looks like a job for a pollMaybe an interesting sidelight is to ask how often do you read it all through? (I read Moby **** all the way through about every four years)
  4. Two thoughts. Does your son's finance (or her parents or lawyers) get to put in clauses binding on him?Have you considered that this probably increases the chances that your son will wind up marrying a lawyer?
  5. Pig out! 350 nitpicks. Can you find the three mistakes in the following? The five in this:
  6. Started anatomical and going back that way.
  7. Once you've swallowed the camel of Adam and Eve, the gnat of color should be a snap.
  8. Here's a good sign: they put Dell Schanze in the slammer.
  9. Folk belief (starter world) when I was a kid and I've got to say that it would explain a lot.
  10. Off the wall. I've forgotten tons about computer languages, BUT in many of them: = is always assignment == is how you test for equality. Could this be the case?
  11. My thoughts and good wishes are with you. Don't have any direct experience or suggestions for MS. Had three months of severe pain last year and I found that tackling an on-line course where I could just barely get the math was distracting. (Let's hope we get some NFL distraction this year.) All best.
  12. "Give it back." Back is the problem. If you say that Utah doesn't belong to the federal government, then it probably has to back to various Indian tribes. If not, then Mexico.
  13. Supposed to kick at 6pm local time, so they have plenty of time.
  14. Believe in God, karma, eternal justice? Give it back. Otherwise, no. Except I think I would have given it back and I don't believe.
  15. Read all about it from a "Utah" author. Beyond The Hundredth Meridian.
  16. Actually, the sponsoring nutjobs say that that the Rapture will be 21 May 2011 at 6pm LOCAL TIME. Well, it will start at the international date line, which means that for SLC (I mean, where else is the Prime Meridian of the Latter Days?) it's Friday, Midnight.
  17. Speaking for guys, Winder Ward, Winder Stake, 195?, it was your birthday suit so you could go to Deseret Gym. People don't seem to want to believe it, but it was so. Girls? Don't know. Doubt it was very detailed. Wasn't going to be some of the really crappy suits I've seen lately that would drown most young women.Of course, back then, swimming suits were for swimming. Which is why the priesthood swam in those best suited for it.
  18. Of course, if you look at US debtors, you realize that most of that property will be going to the Chinese and various mid-east nations.
  19. Every day. If I forget, he doesn't.
  20. So, maybe we are going to hie to Kolob.
  21. Oh. Reading without my glasses and thought we were joining forces with Benny Hill. Never mind.
  22. Astrology, on the other hand, is just silly. No Satan Required.
  23. Old Fight Slogan: "Something Beats Nothing." In any fight between matter (including energy) and spirit, my money is on matter.