DisRuptive1

Last I checked, there's a button specifically for n00bs. It's at the top of the screen. I'll give you a clue. It has the letters "H," "E," "L," and "P" on it. See if you can find it.

Don't make useless threads, and send a private message to Heather.

It's quite rare for a girl to ask a guy out but even if one does and she's rejected, at least you know what we feel like. Men are visual creatures; most likely we rejected you based on your looks. Even if you have a butt ugly face you can still make up for it with a well-muscled body (muscle means weight lifting). It's very rare that a guy would turn down an attractive girl because she was annoying, we men at least give the girls the benefit of the doubt, especially when they stroke our ego by asking us out. And just some advice, be specific as to what you want from us. A lot of guys will be incredulous and will make sure that you're really asking them out. Make sure you are specific as to it being a date with a kiss at the end of the night since you're paying for the date so he should put out (he'll love ya if you tell him this). But seriously if you can't get a guy to go out with you, he either thinks you're unattractive (very unlikely), he's got a girlfriend (you waited too long to ask him out), or he's gay.

If you think about it, tithing can be like gambling. The only way to make more money than you have is to put some of your money in that circle. So if we put out money in a tithing envelope and give it to the bishop (put it in the betting circle) Heavenly Father will reward us (the house pays 2 to 1) :)

You probably should kiss girls, regardless of guilt, because if you don't, one of the guys that they are dating are going to. And women are weird emotional creatures, and even though they might know you longer, they'll regard you more of friend material and the guy that kissed them as boyfriend/husband material. At least kiss the girls you're attracted to.

Kissing on the lips is safe. Neck too, although it might arouse emtions in the girl

It's kind of like how Utah is capable of being the way it is because Las Vegas is so nearby. I am just proposing one of two things, either a stickied thread broadcasting the fact that the open forum exists, or to allow ALL MEMBERS and GUESTS to see the Open Forum on the Forum Home menu but be unallowed to enter it until being put on the Open Forum member list. The instructions could be easily put in the explanation of the open forum. And yes, I believe she's a die hard LDS and knows that there can't be any "good" forums without something to compare them to, an "evil forum", also known as the open forum.

If the open forum doesn't recieve new life (new recruits ) then it's going to die. Can it be shown to those not registered as part of it, but only accessed by those who are part of it? I'm thinking that new people don't know about it.

An open stance towards family planning, putting it in the hands of the future parents rather than church ideals.

How does kissing cause guilt and regret? Or is it the church's idea of kissing, that going against makes you feel guilty?

The best poets write the worst poetry, at least for the time their written. No one liked Edgar Allen Poe's poetry when he was alive.

Wouldn't a cake and candles work? If you put 20 of them into the cake and light them on fire, I'm sure that would be thoughtful enough. Plus after he blows them out, he gets to eat some delicious cake!

I wrote some cool poems for a school assignment but the school sent me to a crisis counselor

How old is she?

It's sort of done on a case by case basis. Bishops in our church are more like counselors, helping people through the repentance process and giving spiritual guidance. They aren't as high ranking as your Arch Bishop or whoever it is that throws the burning water at people (for some reason it only burns me )

There's a really old lady in my home ward who always has a full heart. She'll probably keel over and die when it explodes.

I think as we saw with Jesus, bridging the two spirit worlds, that spirit hell was where those who REALLY needed to learn the gospel went.

Bringing in the moolah comes first when you got children.

Not all children are completely different from one another. When you have had so many eventually the new ones start growing up exactly like previous children. Am I to assume, Ray, that all we are to do after we die and have done everything else, is pop out children? What are we to do when the wife finally says, "Stop!!!"?

It is definately possible to do everything. As to raising kids eventually we'll have raised so many that certain qualities will overlap. We are all unique and all special, just like everyone else. The one's who aren't unique and special therefore become unique and special and even if they are never unique then they are like everyone else which means they aren't unique enough to raise since child #100,456 was already like him. How can you ponder when you've pondered everything? Remember, I said what are we to do after we've done everything. After we've thought everything, after we've had every kid, after we've learned everything, etc?

I'm scared of Heaven. What are we going to do after we've done everything? How are we going to die when we just want to relax and stop working? Remember, I'm thinking about after we've done EVERYTHING. If you can think of anything else to do, in my scenario we've already done it. So what do we do? How can eternity exist if there is a beginning? If it goes forever one way it must go forever another way. Where the heII did we all come from? What happened before the pre-existence? Where did Heavenly Father come from? Who created him and who created his creator?

Dude, you're a guy, you got to go to work. Let the mom take care of the kids.

Sounds like you married too young. If you want to do well in school you got to let the family go.

Delete everything before and then delete the quote tag itself. I don't like spam because it doesn't add anything to a thread besides length. If you want to slap someone's butt, do it in the chat room, it could use the use. When you type: ...it is something that won't help anybody in any way. The original poster doesn't need your encouragement. They have posted their thoughts. Not only that but you, especially you, and Please, never back anything you say up. Do you just enjoy being heard, seeing your avatar up there. Do you enjoy seeing your post count rise up and up, rather than stagnate at some two digit number because you don't have AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT IN YOUR HEAD??? Why does anybody want to hear your opinion. And if they do you don't state it. Every single letter you type costs Heather money. Each letter adds to the space that this site takes up on the servers that she rents from. She has to pay for how much space she takes up. Not only is writing a one line sentence worthless it adds length. In addition to the message you also see your avatar panel with the picture of your cat plus the following: Please Yesterday, 01:21 PM Post #27 Title based on post count that doesn't matter in your case Group: Posts: Joined: From: Member No.: Religion: That's a lot of letters there. That also takes up about 6 inches of space which I have to scroll through in order to find someone who offers something that adds to the post.

Laura was a fox! Why do you agree please?