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She'll probably come up with even weirder ways to turn something dull into something nice on her show or books or whatever. I'm curious what her cell looks like. Maybe she made a fake plant out of socks or something. Or even the orange jumpsuits could be made to look like a lovely flower.

Can we refrain from quoting abnormally large amounts of wording?

America must be unstable then because this shifting sand theory of yours sounds just like another form of letting every man worshipping his own God. I'm sure homosexual people will worship a gay spirit or avatar of some such thing someday should there rights become compromised.

The problem with point #1 doesn't lie with the fact that we allow homosexuality. Right now, we need to allow all families to prosper. If you are right in saying that a mother/father/child(ren) family is superior, then it will come out that way and the children in those families will grow up to be much more superior than their single role parent household. Also you said infinity in your statements. I believe you meant affinity.

estump, you ain't a 9, that's for sure. And you're right, that Cal has probably met the wrong women. But it's hard to find the right one when most of the women out there are attracted to you first by your money (or rather attracted to someone uglier and worse in bed, but richer than you).

Man, that's a crazy lookin' kid. You could do some fun stuff with him and photoshop.

It still doesn't make it selfless. Like Cal said, I bet you can't bring up any kind of act that isn't selfish in anyway. If it is not selfish in any way, then we tend not to do it. Even passing the butter at the dinner table is selfish because we don't have to hear our whiny mothers or whoever constantly nag us to pass the butter. By passing the butter we spare our ears some punishment that would not have gone away had we not passed the butter.

The selfish act of knowing you are raising a child and doing a good job of it requires that you do a certain amount of "work" to help the baby out whether it is feeding or cleaning. You look at one small act when instead you should be looking at the greater picture which is, itself, selfish.

I STILL don't get it. You only get to ask one question. Yet how do you know if the guy who is lieing is standing in front of Heaven while the guy telling the truth is standing in front of Hell?

How do you know which door leads to hell though? This will only work if you know which door leads where. I didn't see anything in the riddle that said we knew where each door led, just that each door led to one of those 2 places.

I am reminded of a passage by Adam Smith, the economist, about the Invisible Hand or what could be considered enlightened self interest: Every individual necessarily labours to render the annual revenue of the society as great as he can. He generally neither intends to promote the public interest, nor knows how much he is promoting it... He intends only his own gain, and he is in this, as in many other cases, led by an invisible hand to promote an end which was no part of his intention. Nor is it always the worse for society that it was no part of his intention. By pursuing his own interest he frequently promotes that of the society more effectually than when he really intends to promote it. I have never known much good done by those who affected to trade for the public good.

I don't like to celebrate Valentine's Days as its initials are VD.

It should also be noted that there is no such thing as "gay sex." Heteros did it long before gays started doing it.

Holy cow, Traveler. Ask yourself the same question. What makes you fit to be a parent? Do you think that you will be unable to raise children if you realize that you have an instinctual urge to "stick it in"to your wife? I find your question quite hypocritical. Also, it is my opinion, that one cannot successfully inhibit or eschew their sexual urges until they have learned to understand them, work with them, and most importantly, satisfied them. Gays, through our intolerance and ignorance, have felt left out of humanity and therefore only find solace in those who share their feelings and views. They bond. They don't care for the moral ideals of the human race that looks down upon them so they make their own. The explore. They learn. They become as satisfied as man at the end of his honeymoon (I'm sure you married couples know what I mean). You sound intelligent, Traveller, but I see past your mask. You are an intolerant, zealous man and as much as you find gays to be unfit to be a father, I find you to be quite more unfit. I would hate to see how a child that you raise will turn out if you were given any chance to teach him your hateful opinions.

Oh and by the way, when men are divorced they get a new respect for the freedom they had when they were single. The whole reason they got married (for the first timers) was so that they would be able to have a consistent lay whenever they wanted. Men have a need that has been bugging them for a long time, and to a lot of them, marriage is their answer to that problem. When they get married, the woman slowly starts to take away the freedoms that the guy had when he was single. He can't go out with his friends as much. He has to stay home with the wife. He can't move around to different jobs or move to different cities spontaneously anymore. He has to stay grounded. Stay in one place. He has to take crap from his boss that he wouldn't have otherwise, were he single, because his wife wants him to bring home money. He also has to pretty much remain in his job unless he has a good chance of increasing his standard of living by getting a new job, and of course he would have to go over this with the wife. When a man is divorced, the world opens up to him. He can go on trips for twice as long since he doesn't have to pay for his wife. He can "be" with any woman in the world now that he doesn't have to worry about cheating on anyone. He is actually allowed to look and admire other women, something that he had to start to give up when he got engaged. He can switch jobs as he wants, as long as he has enough money to support himself (which isn't much). Wives cost way too much, even if they have a job.

Oh man this thread has run quite a ways, a lot faster than I can run with it but I've caught up now haven't I. Just to those wondering about my comment I was referring to my serogate dad. Without his help I could not have grown back the **** that my single mother took away from me (I love her and all don't get me wrong). I have ******* now, and let it be known to other people that I have them. I am confident, strong, and powerful, all thanks to my serogate father who didn't come into my life until I was 15. He is the all powerful, very rich and successful, been divorced 4 times, yet hasn't had a child, the great and abomidable... Tom Leykis Need I say more?

All exceptions. For ugly woman with a rich guy you show me, I can show you 100 others where the woman is attractive.

I don't know if I've said this but the cost compared to services of a housewife is cheaper than all her jobs combined. Cook, maid, nanny, prostitute. All cheaper than a housewife. Oh and if you want a long-lasting friend, then it's still cheaper.

I think in Texas women are planning on going on strike at a Ford car company in order to get 12 days of paid leave each year for period pains. Certainly it might hurt. But they aren't trying to get 12 days of paid leave for their male counterparts. That's unfair. Why should women get paid leave while men have to stay and work? What is fair however is women getting paid less for the same job. Besides the reason just mentioned above (taking more time off) the majority of women have children. I just got a new job recently and I remember signing a paper that talked about the company being able to let me go because I have a "conflict of interest." That is something that interferes with my ability to come to work each and every day and work a full 40 hours a week. Kids are a conflict of interest. Women leave earlier, and come to work later. They stay home when Timmy is sick. They take 3 months off to have their kid and maybe a few months after that and then expect to still have their same old job and pay when they come back. Please. It's like the prodigal son. We men get yelled at for trying to defend our rights. We work every single, freakin' day. Women don't. They take lots of time off for children and then expect to be welcomed back and life to continue just like it was. Most women shouldn't be in the workplace. Just go have kids and stop fighting for rights you don't deserve. Men should be the ones trying to get paid vacation for periods. At least we'd have a better chance of getting it. After all we did work for it.

Just because a couple is gay does not mean that they will fail to adequately raise a child. Two women raising a child is just like two single mothers. A huge percentage of men, nowadays, have been raised by single mothers. What's wrong with 2? What makes a parent a good parent? Obviously society believes that if you can have children then you are a good parent. The state can't take your child away and we dare not say that they are a bad parent, so people who can have kids are considered good parents. People who successfully get through all the challenges and paperwork of adoption get to be considered good parents. Especially ones who aren't able to have kids of their own. You always here someone saying "Just because she can't have children doesn't mean she's a bad parent." The same works for gays. Why should be deny them the ability to raise children? Just because they can't have children among themselves doesn't make them bad parents. Now the whole reason that gays seek to be allowed to marry is so that they can be considered equal. No gay seeks the harsh treatment that we give to gay people. It even gets to the point of physical violence. Who wants that kind of treatment. It's why I believe gayness to be genetic. Therefore they can't do anything about who they are attracted to but the happy ones can deal with it. The sad, and depressed ones do their best to make it go away but it just doesn't happen. A lot of gays are willing to take what is called a civil union. It's just like marriage in every financial way, except it's called something else instead. Why can't we give them the financial rights that married couples do?

Oy 1. The man is too busy with his job and his career to work around the house. He's busy working outside the house. If he has to come home to find a woman who's going to make him do the dishes, he might as well stay late at work and at least get something for his work. 4. A man who spoils a woman, deserves no respect from that woman. A man who is giving tends to be one of those "nice" guys. And "nice" guys just don't get the quality of women that the jerky guys get.

romance doesn't have to be and isn't as complex as you think. It's quite simple and you'll only get simple things from us me. And those of us that aren't are just whipped and need to sit down when we pee anyways.

A housewife's job lies within the home. The man's job lies outside of it. We'll take care of the bugs and the mouse that the cat brings home, we'll coach the girl's softball team. We'll weed the garden, turn on the sprinklers, we'll get the car fixed, get the car washed. All we want you to do is take care of what goes on in the home. We want you to be home when we are home because we don't want to have to worry about where you are or with what man you're cheating on us with. We fully understand you wondering why it takes us 45 minutes to get home when it only says 15 on mapquest. You'd be curious too and want to know. You might be a little distrustful of us. That's how we feel when you're not home. When you run errands on Saturdays or late at night when we're home, we wonder why you couldn't have done that while we were at work. Just do your part, and we'll do ours. This whole equality thing is bull. There's a reason why our grandparents tell us how we should get married and live our lives. They had it good. The man supported both people, and the woman did her job. The woman, in her own way, was in control of her husband, except for the 40 hours a week that his boss was in control of him. Our grandparents had it good, and the worse thing to be had was maybe the man having a mistress. But some women enjoyed using their husbands guilt to get something for themselves out of it. I'm not saying cheating is right, just that it worked for some couples back in the day. Man it would be cool to be married back then, rather than have to deal with the train wrecks that exist in marriage now.

This is just for fun. If you don't agree with anything I say, then, besides you being wrong, just take it with a grain of salt. This is a guide for those women who wish to stay out of the workforce and keep home. This is for your benefit as I will outline some of the generalities that men want from a housewife. Certainly some of the things might be shocking or demeaning, but at least your man will be happy. If you don't want your man to be happy then I hope he leaves you soon, since no man should be with a woman who doesn't want to make him happy. The whole reason you chose to become a housewife was to make him happy wasn't it? You aren't one of those women who want to sit on your fat butt all day and watch Ricki Lake? Good. This is also mainly directed to women who have children. If you don't have children and wish to take up the role as a housewife, then the following should be doubly important to you. Going to school part time or working part time, does not take away from your duties as a housewife. If you work or go to school for at 40 hours a week, then you can skip this since you don't have time to be a housewife. Now in no particular order, I present these rules (although you can call them guidelines) in numerical order: 1. Why should your husband stay with you when he can get a younger, more attractive, and more athletic woman who is willing to do everything you do and everything you won't, better, and be happy doing it? 2. Looking at number 1, you can combat your husband's straying eyes. A happy man will not gamble away his happiness with a one night stand and such. So rule #2 requires that you get regular exercise, both for your own health and sake, and so your husband has a reason to come home. We married you for a reason, and the second reason was because you looked attractive in clothing. Give us a reason to tell you to take it all off! 3. Going hand in hand with rule #2, please don't deny us sex. See #1. If you won't give us any, we'll find someone who will. 4. We're happy with you. Don't give us a reason to distrust you and we won't give youa reason to distrust us. We know that hiring a beautiful 19 year old girl to be our secretary isn't going to do as much for company than if we were to hire a 19 year old nerdy boy who's a hardworker. If we have someone pretty to come home to, we won't have to worry about hiring something pretty to look at, at work. That said, going with rule #2, keep up your looks. 5. You're a housewife! Clean up the house! It's not that hard. It will be hard the first week because of all the buildup over the years. But eventually, if you do a little cleaning each day, you'll only have to clean up the little messes that occured the previous day, rather than 2 years worth of messes. You're in charge of keeping the home and keeping it up. Just the inside. If you want to have a garden, then go ahead, but mainly keep up the inside of the house. Before we met you our toilets were covered with urine from those morning minute-long urination binges from all the liquids we had from the night previous. We lived long enough with that, that we can deal with it if it starts to happen again. You sat down to pee. It didn't happen to you. You know that you can't deal with the urine. So clean it up. We're not going to since it doesn't bother us. And you're a housewife. Clean the sheets every so often. Clean the shower so it's nice. Part of the duties of a housewife are keeping your male happy. If you make our lives better than from before we met you (when we lived in dirty apartments and such) we're more apt to respect and honor you. And it makes us happy to live in a house that's nice and clean regardless of what we do to it. It also guilts us into cleaning up our own messes if we make a really big mess and realize that you'll have to go through a lot of work to clean it up. 6. Rule #6 deals with your schedule. You are to either wake up about a half hour before us, or if by waking up you end up waking us up, you are to wake up with us (us meaning husbands). During this time, just put on a robe or something and go make a nice breakfast. We'll go take a shower and clean up a bit, and after we'll come out and have breakfast with you. Do not eat breakfast without us without our permission. Part of the joy of marriage is eating together all the time. We want some time to talk to you which me might not have had the night previous. But if we talked to you the night previous we might need some time to catch up on the news and need to read a newspaper. Just deal with it. Cuddle up to us as we drink our coffee and eat our waffles. We got a long hard day ahead, it would be nice to know that we started out on a good note. Even if we don't appreciate your cuddling, at least if our work building collapses, we'll know that we hugged and held each other as we wait in that little crawlspace for our air to expire. Moving on!!! We need a good breakfast and we need our sleep. That said, you need to go to bed with us or before us. We don't want to have to try to go to bed while you stay up late watching a movie. We need our sleep. You must also be home whenever we are home. When we come home from work you need to be home also. The only exceptions exist when you have to do something with the kids such as take them somewhere or pick them up. 7. Like I said we need our sleep. Therefore between the hours of 9PM and 6AM on worknights, the children belong solely to you and to you alone. We need sleep. 8. Obviously you're probably going to have a lot more things to do and places to go during the day. We only have to go to work and come back home. Therefore we get the gas guzzlers, you get the fuel efficiency cards. We get the Firarri, you get the Volkswagon. 9. When we get home, we want to eat. You are to have a meal ready and prepared if nothing was arranged before hand. Arrangements would consist of us calling in an hour before coming home and telling you we're going out or something. We really don't mind what it is. Even if you get take out. But don't clog our arteries too badly. If you can't cook, then spend your time during the day to take a class or buy a cookbook and study from it or something. 10. We like you, but we don't get a lot of time to have fun working all week long. Certainly we spend time with the children on weekends and with you at night sometimes. But sometimes we want to go out with our buddies. Please let us. In return, we'll let you hang out with your gal pals, assuming you follow rule #9. 11. Do the above to the best of your abilities. We'll squeeze your butt or something if we appreciate the hard work you do. Plus, unlike smart men, we'll buy you something nice or do something nice on Valentine's day. But work hard, and do your best and remember rule #1. There is probably someone out there better for me who can do the things you do better than you. But I won't take a gamble on her if I'm happy.

You only remember your dreams when you wake up in the middle of one. Dream sleep is supposedly healthy for your sleep patterns and waking up in the middle of one interupts this healthy sleeping. Also notice that no guy has commented before me about dreams. We men have nice healthy sleep patterns. And dream interpretation is very sketchy at best. You're better off consulting a Quija board. Dreams are, as said earlier, best .