Generally_Me

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Warm milk make me sleeeeppppyyyyy......zzzzz..... mmmmm whipped cream.....droool

Actually it could be; unless you've got chlorinated apple water. Plus, then you eat the apple that has been floating in the water that everyone's been putting their mouth, nose, hair in, possibly even eating an apple that was in someone else's mouth for a while. It's amazing what chlorine can do to keep a pool clean.

Revenge of the Stick People with Amazing Mammaries Love it!

There's no way it's a real picture. Has anyone here ever met a woman that had a bigger head than pelvis? Bigger hands than butt? Aerodynamics would result in her falling over when whe tries to walk. Here's another ad I was told was with the same model. http://www.blogherbaldiet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/ralph-lauren.jpg

A good one is having a kiddie pool full of sand and letting the children dig for treasures. Modified to change "did" to "dig"

I was shocked in my senior year of high school when my Spanish teacher insisted chocolate milk and hot chocolate were the same thing. I had never heard of making hot chocolate with milk before that. The directions on my packages of H.C. said "water."

You've seen those big-headed puppy pictures, right? That's what this made me think of. Also a Bratz doll. I don't see why anyone took that picture seriously.

Connie, I think you beat me, but I can't see a picture, just text....Did you mean it to be type?

Welcome! I live in New Mexico as well, in the Bloomfield area.

I will be having to change my wardrobe But that's my own fault... lol

I'm glad that they've cleared her of wrongdoing. When I heard that she was accused of trying to sell the baby, I got pretty mad. What kind of mother does that? I know they exist, sadly. Now, if they hadn't been in a rush, and she had been they type to sell her kids, how do you think everyone would feel (particularly the officials) if those kids had disappeared in the last 2 days while they investigated? I hope whomever made the allegation does get punished though. Otherwise there are tons of people who will make tons of allegations for petty revenge type reasons.

Alana, I love the bathroom.

OK, favorites; and I didn't see these ones posted already Jordan River, because that's where my family was sealed when I was a kid and I loved it. Vernal, UT, because it has history and I did a lot of baptisms for the dead there; my claim to fame is that I was there with family names the day after dedication; 7th person into the font that day. And the Albuquerque Temple, because that's probably where we are going to get our sealing. Though I'm still holding out for Manti... it was a favorite when I was 13 or so, and still holds a special place in my heart.

Greens; broccoli, spinach, etc.

I thought that if someone isn't 100% tithe payer, WoW observerer and honest, they didn't get a temple recommend? Even those who mess up once in a while need to repent, confess, and do their best to not mess up again. He hit his kid once, showed remorse and said he wouldn't do it again. I don't see the issue here? Especially since there are a lot of parents who use spanking and slapping as discipline. Is the church going to remove everyone's temple recommend, when they spank? When spanking isn't illegal?

I saw half of it, didn't care for the acting. Love the spoof.