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I find the no coffee thing hard! The alcohol thing is hard if I watch a movie in which a woman is drinking wine, otherwise ok,

In my country such background checks are expensive. Most of people working with kids in my ward could not afford it.

Many thanks Lehi!

Thanks Lehi. I was not familiar with the headphone option. I live in a very English speaking area.

Forgot to quote Gator! Answer above!

Dear Gator, Seriously? Boston is worse than Montreal? That is a high standard of mania! I bow in respect to the insanity of Boston drivers. They must be truly devilish. I will have to make a trip to see this mania. Not by car! Maybe a bus trip!

Has anyone ever visited a temple in the Philippines? I was wondering what the language used is? I looked at the schedule for the Cebu temple, which is written in English, and there is no mention of sessions in any language other than English.

Oh no. The worst, the mind boggling worst is Montreal. Driving in Montreal is an experience never to be forgotten. Montreal drivers are the reason that they invented the subway - pure fear forces you underground. It is either be buried 6 feet under or descend into the subway. I had a favorite curry house on the second floor of a busy street with a big window. My friends and I would eat and watch the drivers. It is not just the drivers but the pedestrians. They launch themselves into traffic with a death wish that is bone chilling to behold. One summer when I was there, the city had the police cadets try to persuade the pedestrians not to jaywalk. No effect whatsoever although the poor boys did try!

There must be some way to push your body into working long hours! The average lawyer in Canada works 60 hours/week and retires at over age 70! Or are they all living on coffee?

Do you think JoJo's avatar is indecent? Is that cat leaving anything to the imagination? What about a figleaf? Cover up JoJo!

Has anyone tried tvguardian? Apparently it bleeps out offensive words. If you have tried it, what system do you use it with? Netflix? Video streaming? YouTube?

Found funny but clean comedy sketches on YouTube. They are made by Studio C, Byutv. Very funny. Bishop approved.

We do not have angry eyes that I have seen anywhere in Canada but...we do have antlers and a red nose at Xmas. Here we often have a concrete goose on the front step. The concrete goose is dressed in different outfits as the seasons pass. A rainy day outfit is very popular. When I first moved here, I thought it was ridiculous, now I want one too!

Submitted 120 names for baptism! Saving the world, one Scotsman at a time! Some members of the ward performed the baptisms and contrary to predictions, the water did not turn black! Mind you some of those names were quite dubious characters based on family lore so in some cases it may all be for naught.

In some parts of Canada, they put maple syrup on everything! Fried eggs, sausages, steak....After spending a summer at a school in one such area, where I had no choice but to eat this stuff, I now can't stand the smell of maple syrup. And my cultural heritage includes haggis (all the bits of a sheep normally discarded, minced, laden with salt, all boiled together in a sheep's stomach), deep fried pizza, deep fried mars bars, and blood sausage for breakfast.

Great review!

Does anyone know what Just a guy's aviator is? A small book on water skii?

Does anyone know what Just a Guy's aviator is? A piece of Lego o waterski's?

You are seriously hysterical!

I hated single adults. Guess who was the next single adults stake rep! You should have seen my face when they called me!

Yeah I just hate clever, witty people like you!

Seriously, the most wonderful Relief Society teacher we had was a brand new convert from Africa. She was very nervous but so sincere. She would slowly go through the lesson and ask questions. I bet she was terrified when called but her lessons were so spiritual!

Oh yes! Don't make me teach Gospel Doctrine! Or, heart flutter, Gospel Principles, my secret dream!

Oh man so true! And don't ever pray for patience! Now when I start judging someone, I feel this cold hand over my heart! I feel like I should duck before the next trial hits me!