pam Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called theUnited States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These mostly Southern boys will be Dropped off into Iraq and will be given only the following facts about terrorists : 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday . Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter I hope this doesn't offend anyone. I found it extremely funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miztrniceguy Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 shoulda done it 4 yrs ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bytor2112 Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 That is so hilarious...... seriously my stomach hurts from laughing so hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemidakota Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 What is the point of this thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siouxz72 Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Hemi...the point is to give us all a giggle. Which Pam did extremely well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemidakota Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Side note, did you see the post I left for Dr. T? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Pam, I am extremely offended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeuroTypical Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 This is lightheartedness, not lightmindedness. If you chose to get offended at lighthearted things, you're only robbing yourself of some of the happiness this earth has to offer. And you're probably annoying the person next to you. And there's no problem targeting rednecks with redneck humor, because we generate most of it ourselves. LM (redneck) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 always remember....you might be a redneck if..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miztrniceguy Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 ....if yer name is Pale ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elphaba Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Is that MOE in redneck drag? Elphie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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