Honor Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old he taught cavemen how to build a fire.As their scout leader... right? Man and he's off on another snow camping overnighter? He's had that calling forever! Quote
BenRaines Posted January 30, 2009 Report Posted January 30, 2009 And loves it. Wish I had a cave to stay in this time with an nice fire. Ben Raines is so old he has forgotten more than most know at LDS.net :) Ben Raines Quote
Wingnut Posted January 30, 2009 Report Posted January 30, 2009 BenRaines is so old his skin looks pruny before he gets in the shower. Quote
skalenfehl Posted January 30, 2009 Report Posted January 30, 2009 LOL! These are great. I'll play. Ben is so old when he was asked "Briefs or Boxers?" he said "Depends". Quote
pam Posted January 30, 2009 Author Report Posted January 30, 2009 BenRaines is so old..he has to use the Liahona to find his way home. Quote
BenRaines Posted January 30, 2009 Report Posted January 30, 2009 Very good one Skal. Ben Raines Quote
Maxel Posted January 30, 2009 Report Posted January 30, 2009 I think Ben has this one coming... Thank you for doing all you do around here and keeping us in line!! Much appreciated, and I think this thread is one great expression of love. Quote
Ghost_Rider Posted January 30, 2009 Report Posted January 30, 2009 Maxel said it all ben...you do alot here...and thanks for being such a good sport.. hmmmm..we should do a pale is so cheap thread? nahhhhhh...lol Quote
Lbybug Posted January 30, 2009 Report Posted January 30, 2009 pale is so cheap....he rides around on a horse instead of driving a car and having to pay for gas all the time Quote
Palerider Posted January 30, 2009 Report Posted January 30, 2009 pale is so cheap....he rides around on a horse instead of driving a car and having to pay for gas all the time and I am crying all the way to the Bank......:money: Quote
Wingnut Posted January 30, 2009 Report Posted January 30, 2009 pale is so cheap....he rides around on a horse instead of driving a car and having to pay for gas all the time Gas = oats. Quote
Wingnut Posted January 30, 2009 Report Posted January 30, 2009 BenRaines is so old he knew Piltdown Man was a hoax the first time he heard of it. Quote
Justice Posted January 31, 2009 Report Posted January 31, 2009 I don't know how old he is, but I know how fast he is... Ben is so fast, he was born in a log cabin he built with his own hands. Quote
Wingnut Posted January 31, 2009 Report Posted January 31, 2009 BenRaines is so old he knows what the best thing was before sliced bread! (and chocolate chip cookies, for that matter) Quote
interalia Posted May 20, 2009 Report Posted May 20, 2009 BenRaines is so old he has heard all of these jokes at least twice in his lifetime. Quote
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