pam Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Okay this started in chat so I thought I'd start a thread. Let's keep it nice. I'll repeat one I said in chat. BenRaines is so old...they discontinued his blood type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old that dirt respects him as its elder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siouxz72 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Ben Raines is so old that his birthday is written in stone....literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honor Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Ben is so old he's got hieroglyphics on his driver's license. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old he remembers when farts were young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenRaines Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 I truly laughed out loud. Where did this come from? Ben Raines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted January 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old...he knew Burger King when he was a Prince. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted January 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Gee I don't know Ben. *acts innocent* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 I truly laughed out loud. Where did this come from?Ben RainesWe figured Pam deserved a break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old he was God's architect for the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted January 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old...his SSN is 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted January 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old...he was a waiter at the Last Supper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxel Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old, he is wise. And, he called Adam 'Grandpa'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenamarie Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old he remembers when garments really *were* coats of skins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbybug Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 benraines is so old, they modeled fred flinstone after him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbybug Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 benraines is so old, instead of using internet to chat to distant places, he used smoke signals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted January 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old...when he was in school..there was no history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightynancy Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old, he wrote the recipe for dirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old...his SSN is 1.I thought he was older than the New Deal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbybug Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old...when he was in school..there was no history.benraines is so old, he wrote the first history book....about himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted January 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 I thought he was older than the New Deal? Just go with it wingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted January 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old...he has a picture of Moses in his high school yearbook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulsearcher Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Benraines is so old he remembers the first time pam hit 29 (now that's old!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightynancy Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old, he once called Methuselah a "darned whippersnapper". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old, he knows what cureloms and cumoms are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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