President Monson pulled over for speeding

[bytor2112]

So......President Monson is riding in a limousine and he mentions to the driver that he has never driven a limo before and would it be ok if he drove. The limo driver said sure...no problem.

So, President Monson slips behind the wheel and starts cruising around Salt Lake..... a little too fast. He looks in the rear view mirror and sees that he is being pulled over.

The office approaches the car and sees that President Monson is driving and is unsure what to do, so he calls his supervisor.

Officer: I know we are supposed to give tickets to important people but I am unsure what to do, because I have pulled over someone really important.

Supervisor: Is it the Governor?

Officer: No even more important.

Supervisor: Is it the President?

Officer: No, even more important.

Supervisor: Well, who is it?

Officer: I think it must be Jesus, because President Monson is driving! :lol:

[skalenfehl]

LOL! Silly, silly. And here I thought it was actual news.

[Churchmouse]

For a while there I thought we had some dirt on the Prophet:lol:

[Canuck Mormon]

I forwarded this to my family, and my Dad wrote back that he heard the same joke about President Benson. The classics never go out of style!!!

[gabelpa]

lol never forget the day President Hinckley announced you could drive from Dundee to London Temple in 6 hours, not sure who's foot was on the gas pedal that day

-Charley

[Berean]

You mean this isn't true?

[pam]

That was hilarious. I loved it.

[lisajo]

[StallionMcBeastly]

That's good

[crazyblonde2894]

rofl. ive heard this for Pres. Hinckley too.

[pam]

I've heard it about the Pope too.

[CopenKagan]

Bravo. That was awesome.

[begood2]

Thanks for sharing! I enjoyed it and hadn't heard it before.

[LDScents]

Tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. Thanks for you laugh.

[UrbanFool]

I can't believe how long it took me to get this joke-- I had to read it about 10 times. I absolutely hate these medications I'm on.

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