bytor2112 Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 So......President Monson is riding in a limousine and he mentions to the driver that he has never driven a limo before and would it be ok if he drove. The limo driver said sure...no problem.So, President Monson slips behind the wheel and starts cruising around Salt Lake..... a little too fast. He looks in the rear view mirror and sees that he is being pulled over.The office approaches the car and sees that President Monson is driving and is unsure what to do, so he calls his supervisor. Officer: I know we are supposed to give tickets to important people but I am unsure what to do, because I have pulled over someone really important.Supervisor: Is it the Governor?Officer: No even more important.Supervisor: Is it the President?Officer: No, even more important.Supervisor: Well, who is it?Officer: I think it must be Jesus, because President Monson is driving! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skalenfehl Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 LOL! Silly, silly. And here I thought it was actual news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Churchmouse Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 For a while there I thought we had some dirt on the Prophet:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck Mormon Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 I forwarded this to my family, and my Dad wrote back that he heard the same joke about President Benson. The classics never go out of style!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gabelpa Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 lol never forget the day President Hinckley announced you could drive from Dundee to London Temple in 6 hours, not sure who's foot was on the gas pedal that day -Charley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berean Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 You mean this isn't true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 That was hilarious. I loved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lisajo Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StallionMcBeastly Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 That's good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyblonde2894 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 rofl. ive heard this for Pres. Hinckley too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 I've heard it about the Pope too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CopenKagan Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 Bravo. That was awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
begood2 Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 Thanks for sharing! I enjoyed it and hadn't heard it before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDScents Posted August 31, 2010 Report Share Posted August 31, 2010 Tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. Thanks for you laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrbanFool Posted August 31, 2010 Report Share Posted August 31, 2010 I can't believe how long it took me to get this joke-- I had to read it about 10 times. I absolutely hate these medications I'm on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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