Our Best And Our Brightest

[Churchmouse]

"Wall-Mart...Do they like make walls there" Paris Hilton

"I never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa" Britney Spears

"I don't like thinking about anything too much. If I think too much, It kind of freaks me out" Pamila Anderson

"I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist" Tara Reid

"Is an egg a vegetable" Jodie Marsh

"I am for the death penalty. Who commits terrible acts must get a fitting punishment. That way he learns the lesson for the next time" Britney Spears

And all over America mothers want their daughters to follow in their footsteps:o.

[pam]

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

[Traveler]

I am what I teach – Mahatma Gandhi

The Traveler

[pam]

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

Mariah Carey

[Mahone]

Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning - Bill Gates

[pam]

The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

[Churchmouse]

I don't think Britney Spears strong subject was geography.

What disheartening is that these folks are millions of dollars each year

Edited May 19, 2009 by Churchmouse

[havejoy]

We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" Lee Iacocca

[havejoy]

”The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.” George W. Bush

[Mahonri]

"Got a little thunderstorm just to the south of us." - Dave Munsey

[pam]

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

[havejoy]

"You guys line up alphabetically, by height." Bill Peterson (Florida State Football coach)

[pam]

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

[havejoy]

"It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."----Dan Quayle

We could do a whole book on Dan Quayle. In fact, someone probably already has.

[pam]

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child." - Dan Quayle

[the Ogre]

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child." - Dan Quayle

Pam, you are brilliant. I totally love this quote.

[pam]

havejoy is correct. There HAS to be a book with all the blunders Dan Quayle made in his comments. There are so many of them.

[the Ogre]

havejoy is correct. There HAS to be a book with all the blunders Dan Quayle made in his comments. There are so many of them.

I voted for both him and dubya, but both those dudes said some funny things and make one wonder how they ever made it to public office.

[pam]

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." - Dan Quayle

[Churchmouse]

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." - Dan Quayle

And lets not forget our current Vice-President. Newsday dubbed him "gaffe-a-minute-Joe"

[Churchmouse]

I voted for both him and dubya, but both those dudes said some funny things and make one wonder how they ever made it to public office.

Kind of makes you wonder what the people at YALE and HARVARD were thinking. I didn't get invited to either. I had to settle for Ohio State University.

Edited May 20, 2009 by Churchmouse

[Guest missingsomething]

have you ever been asked a question on the spot? When asked to give a quick answer... we are much less intelligent. Have you ever watched Jay walking w/ Jay Leno? I love those!!!

[Churchmouse]

have you ever been asked a question on the spot? When asked to give a quick answer... we are much less intelligent. Have you ever watched Jay walking w/ Jay Leno? I love those!!!

I agree. Most of us decide in which conversations we will involve ourselves.

Different when in the public eye and asked about anything out of tye blue. It is still fun to read gaffes people make. I'll give a pass to some, but not the things some of these celebrities say. Afterall, you don't have a "rock scientist" to know Japan is not in Africa.

[Jamie123]

Since we are always being told not to turn the lights on if we smell gas, I always keep a candle handy for such emergencies. (Anon.)

[Mahone]

I agree. Most of us decide in which conversations we will involve ourselves.

Different when in the public eye and asked about anything out of tye blue. It is still fun to read gaffes people make. I'll give a pass to some, but not the things some of these celebrities say. Afterall, you don't have a "rock scientist" to know Japan is not in Africa.

I agree too. Anyone who knows me in person knows I regularly waffle on about something and then say "now I can't remember where I was going with this or the point of what I was just saying" and will need reminding of exactly what I'd just said.