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A snooker commentator from the 80's whose name I've long forgotten: "For those of you watching in black and white, the yellow ball is next to the pink."

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One day I was sitting in a crowed hospital waiting room with my husband and we were quietly watching some movie featuring drag queens walking down the fashion runway.

My husband intelligently announces to the room..."I think all those drag queens are men!"

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"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

- George Gobel

Of course, George Goble was a comedian, so he was saying it to be funny.

My favorite of his was on the Tonight Show with Carson and guest Frank Sinatra

"Did you ever feel like the world is a tuxedo and you're a brown pair of shoes?"]

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