Jamie123 Posted May 20, 2009 Report Posted May 20, 2009 A snooker commentator from the 80's whose name I've long forgotten: "For those of you watching in black and white, the yellow ball is next to the pink." Quote
Misshalfway Posted May 20, 2009 Posted May 20, 2009 · Hidden Hidden One day I was sitting in a crowed hospital waiting room with my husband and we were quietly watching some movie featuring drag queens walking down the fashion runway. My husband intelligently announces to the room..."I think all those drag queens are men!"
havejoy Posted May 20, 2009 Report Posted May 20, 2009 ”If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.” George W. Bush Quote
havejoy Posted May 20, 2009 Report Posted May 20, 2009 ”The problem with the French is that they don’t have a word for ‘entrepreneur’.” George W. Bush Quote
havejoy Posted May 20, 2009 Report Posted May 20, 2009 ”Free nations don’t develop weapons of mass destruction.” George W. Bush Quote
havejoy Posted May 20, 2009 Report Posted May 20, 2009 "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel Quote
Vort Posted May 20, 2009 Report Posted May 20, 2009 "I'd rather be rich than stupid." - Jack Handey (who really is one of our best and brightest) Quote
Churchmouse Posted May 20, 2009 Author Report Posted May 20, 2009 "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George GobelOf course, George Goble was a comedian, so he was saying it to be funny.My favorite of his was on the Tonight Show with Carson and guest Frank Sinatra"Did you ever feel like the world is a tuxedo and you're a brown pair of shoes?"] Quote
Moksha Posted May 20, 2009 Report Posted May 20, 2009 "I think we agree, the past is over."- US President George W. Bush (May 10, 2000) Quote
Moksha Posted May 20, 2009 Report Posted May 20, 2009 "You should always go to other people’s funerals. Otherwise they won’t come to yours." - Yogi Berra Quote
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