FunkyTown Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture? | The Onion - America's Finest News SourceI was watching this and realized that I'm not certain where I stand on this particular interrogation technique. Sure, I probably disagree with keeping a person chained on his feet for 5 days straight, but enhanced bovine interrogation techniques have used for a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefche Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 I'm all for it. Seems reasonable to me...and maybe some of my cousins can get jobs in a slow time.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxel Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 (edited) That's a tough one, Funky... I think it's cruel and inhumane to the people, but I'm sure that inhumanity is outweighed by the joy the minotur received. I think the more important question is, why aren't they using Centaurs too? I hear they like to torture people too, and I have one I can lend the FBI if they need it. Equality for Half-Human Creatures! EDIT: I love the ending, after the clip from the Minotaur's audio book. Edited August 27, 2009 by Maxel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moksha Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 "At least we didn't use Griffins!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 I usually stand on the left side but sometimes on the right so there it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbs2763 Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 i'm all for torturing terror suspects.... and some teenagers for that matter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravin Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 That's not enhanced bovine interrogation techniques, this is Brazen bull - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilered Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 I think its a bunch of bull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilered Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 A complete colonoscapy exam including the wonderful tasting liquid should be used instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilered Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 · Hidden Hidden They should connect his colon to his eyes, so it will change his outlook on life. Link to comment
HEthePrimate Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Well, would you want people using minotaurs on soldiers from your country? What a funny article--I love The Onion. Peace, HEP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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