The Biggest Secret Society of Them All

[annewandering]

grandma 1 and grandma 2, I am just curious. In reading back over earlier posts on this thread I notice you thank yourself quite frequently. Is this something that is ok on this forum? I mean. If I wanted to make a sockpuppet to cheer myself on and laugh at my jokes it is ok?

[john doe]

I see, yes if it is R rated I will not be viewing Stripes. The Prophet Ezra Taft Benson has made The Lord's position known on rated R movies. Thank You John! Have a great day sir!

Thank You

I think it's only rated R in the US. If you go to Canada to watch it you should be okay. Have a nice trip!

[Guest Utahrulzz]

I think it's only rated R in the US. If you go to Canada to watch it you should be okay. Have a nice trip!

Thank You! Maybe the Canadian version is available on Amazon. I'd never considered a different rating in Canada. Do they edit it differently?

Thank You.

[BenRaines]

MPAA is a US governing body. Motion Picture Association of America

Doesn't apply to other countries.

Ben Raines

[MrsAri]

Thank You! Maybe the Canadian version is available on Amazon. I'd never considered a different rating in Canada. Do they edit it differently?

Thank You.

I would recommend watching it on TV...for the general audience. lol

[Guest Utahrulzz]

I would recommend watching it on TV...for the general audience. lol

Great idea, I'll be looking for it!

Thank You Grandma Ari.

[MrsAri]

Great idea, I'll be looking for it!

Thank You Grandma Ari.

You're welcome, Utah...or should I just call ya dude? lolol

[Guest Utahrulzz]

GrandmaAri you may call me whatever you're comfortable with. I'll take it the right way coming from you!

Thank You.

[MrsAri]

GrandmaAri you may call me whatever you're comfortable with. I'll take it the right way coming from you!

Thank You.

Aww, thanks very much, Brother Utah, dude!

You can call me anything but late for dinner.

[Moksha]

I propose that fellow church members begin addressing one another as "dude" and "dudette" effective immediately.

In place of Elder and Sister?

[MrsAri]

In place of Elder and Sister?

Nevermind. Ok, I changed my mind. ('tis a woman's prerogative!) Henceforth, we shall refer to the sisters as "sis" and the brethren as "sissy"...gotcha!

[Snow]

Dude? You call a fellow Priesthood holder dude? Interesting. You must be from California.

Well good Sir I call you to repentance!!! The work of The Lord maybe a laughing matter to you and your associates, but I'm sorry to tell you it's not a laughing matter at all. Perhaps when you have a bit more experience serving The Lord, you will be more understanding of the promises you made in the Holy House of The Lord.

Obviously your comprehension is not yet up to par as I never said one cannot laugh during an interview. Where you came to this erroneous conclusion I can't begin to guess. Sharing a laugh while visiting with your Stake President or Bishop isn't a violation of covenants, however taking a sacrad thing such as our Temple Recommend Interview and adding in apporpriate questions, while referring to our Sisters as "chicks" is wrong my good Brother. You certainly should be able to identify the problem in your "joke."

Calling a Daughter of God a "chick" is wrong on so many levels Brother.

I encourage you to repent. Review the Oath of the Priesthood good Brother. I am praying for your soul and your understanding of the laws of the lord. May you be blessed as you do so. I bear witness of our faith and the scriptures to you. I know as you repent you can feel worth again and feel of The Lord's spirit. May The Lord bless you, know that I love you and will be fasting for you as well. In the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.

Thank You. Peace be unto you my good and faithful Brother!

Dude,

Look at it from my point of view or any point of view other than your own. Am I supposed to take you seriously? Here's the rule of thumb - read it outloud... see if it make you gag.

Seriously - could anyone read your post and not think that you were either 1. simply a joke poster, or 2. a stuck-up sticky beat festering in his own self-righteousness?

But, on another note: how's your sister? Is she still boiling the goose feathers - so to speak?

[Snow]

I'm not sure where I gave you the impression my name is Francis, I'm sorry if I did so.

If you knew why chicks dig me, then you would know why he called you Francis.

It's a simple matter of physics - or is it???

[Elphaba]

....I don't see where they tell me I can't have a sense of humor.

If only the scriptures had gone on to explain where to find this illusive sense of humor of yours.

I suspect you've given up looking by now.

Elph

[Guest Utahrulzz]

If you knew why chicks dig me, then you would know why he called you Francis.

It's a simple matter of physics - or is it???

Brother, your ost doesn't make any sense. It's wrong to call a Daughter of The Lord by such an inappropriate name. Why do you chose to mock The Lord?

Thank You.

[Guest Utahrulzz]

Dude,

Look at it from my point of view or any point of view other than your own. Am I supposed to take you seriously? Here's the rule of thumb - read it outloud... see if it make you gag.

Seriously - could anyone read your post and not think that you were either 1. simply a joke poster, or 2. a stuck-up sticky beat festering in his own self-righteousness?

But, on another note: how's your sister? Is she still boiling the goose feathers - so to speak?

Boiling goose feathers? Oh dear Brother, you seem so out of touch with the words you speak. Perhaps you should visit your Bishop and repent from the evils influences in your life. Attacking another member of The Lord's church is so inappropriate. I'm praying for your soul so you won't be thrust down to hell at the last day. I don't know where your struggles are, but I will continue in prayer for you Brother. I love you!

Thank You.

[john doe]

. Perhaps you should visit your Bishop and repent from the evils influences in your life. Attacking another member of The Lord's church is so inappropriate.

Talking out of both sides of our mouth today?

[beefche]

Boiling goose feathers? Oh dear Brother, you seem so out of touch with the words you speak. Perhaps you should visit your Bishop and repent from the evils influences in your life. Attacking another member of The Lord's church is so inappropriate. I'm praying for your soul so you won't be thrust down to hell at the last day. I don't know where your struggles are, but I will continue in prayer for you Brother. I love you!

Thank You.

Don't you know your scriptures? Liars are thrust down to hell. 2N9:34

[Mahone]

Airplane, the parody of the Airport movies...

Is that a misspelling of aeroplane?

[pam]

No..our planes fly in the air..not in the aero.

[Mahone]

Do you spray aerosol into the aero then?

[john doe]

Haven't you heard? Aerosols are bad for the air.

[Snow]

Brother, your ost doesn't make any sense. It's wrong to call a Daughter of The Lord by such an inappropriate name. Why do you chose to mock The Lord?

Thank You.

No - it's just you I am mocking Francis.

[Snow]

Boiling goose feathers? Oh dear Brother, you seem so out of touch with the words you speak. Perhaps you should visit your Bishop and repent from the evils influences in your life. Attacking another member of The Lord's church is so inappropriate. I'm praying for your soul so you won't be thrust down to hell at the last day. I don't know where your struggles are, but I will continue in prayer for you Brother. I love you!

Thank You.

1st - I doubt you are really Mormon. I know Mormons. I don't know any or many that are the over the top caricature that you pretend to be.

2nd - Mormons don't believe in hell.

3rd - You're creepy. Can you lay off with the "love you" smultz.

[JohnnyRudick]

Dude? You call a fellow Priesthood holder dude? Interesting. You must be from California.

Well good Sir I call you to repentance!!! The work of The Lord maybe a laughing matter to you and your associates, but I'm sorry to tell you it's not a laughing matter at all. Perhaps when you have a bit more experience serving The Lord, you will be more understanding of the promises you made in the Holy House of The Lord.

Obviously your comprehension is not yet up to par as I never said one cannot laugh during an interview. Where you came to this erroneous conclusion I can't begin to guess. Sharing a laugh while visiting with your Stake President or Bishop isn't a violation of covenants, however taking a sacrad thing such as our Temple Recommend Interview and adding in apporpriate questions, while referring to our Sisters as "chicks" is wrong my good Brother. You certainly should be able to identify the problem in your "joke."

Calling a Daughter of God a "chick" is wrong on so many levels Brother.

I encourage you to repent. Review the Oath of the Priesthood good Brother. I am praying for your soul and your understanding of the laws of the lord. May you be blessed as you do so. I bear witness of our faith and the scriptures to you. I know as you repent you can feel worth again and feel of The Lord's spirit. May The Lord bless you, know that I love you and will be fasting for you as well. In the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.

Thank You. Peace be unto you my good and faithful Brother!

Hay Brother.

I am as conservative as anyone but man, Are you for real?

If you are a Jack-Mormon get yourself some Decaf or better yet

(do they still sell Postem?).

Bro. Rudick