Why would the church do this?

[beefche]

I think that all church functions that have refreshments are evidence that the church is sexist. If you do a survey of color of jello, I always see a pink or red jello, never blue. Since pink is symbolic of girls and blue of boys, I think it's apparent that at least the members prefer women to men. What do you think?

[MarginOfError]

well, I'm a member of the Church, and I prefer women over men.

[bytor2112]

I prefer women and wouldn't even consider men.

[marshac]

I concur with the brethren- I dig chicks

[mliff]

As do I prefer Woman.

[Dravin]

What about orange and lime?

[mightynancy]

I wonder if this is regional. We always have orange or green. Maybe we're Irishists.

[pam]

I make a multilayered jello dish. That way I cover all the bases.

[beefche]

I make a multilayered jello dish. That way I cover all the bases.

I thought going the bases was against church standards?

[Dravin]

I make a multilayered jello dish. That way I cover all the bases.

Do you think the corn and tomatoes count as feminine?

[pam]

I thought going the bases was against church standards?

May I refer people to my thread entitled "Has Beefche lost it?"

[beefche]

May I refer people to my thread entitled "Has Beefche lost it?"

No, you may not.

[pam]

Ummmm...I think I already did.

[beefche]

Well, take it back.

[pam]

Oh go lick a screen or something.

[beefche]

I have been. You'd think that people would clean their screens more often. I HATE the taste of dust!

[Dravin]

I have been. You'd think that people would clean their screens more often. I HATE the taste of dust!

That makes us even, I hat streaky screens. Have you considered body modifications? I'm thinking Windex drool.

[beefche]

That makes us even, I hat streaky screens. Have you considered body modifications? I'm thinking Windex drool.

Look, buddy. I offer my services free and from the goodness of my hoof. If you have complaints, stuff it!

[marshac]

Do you think the corn and tomatoes count as feminine?

That is the nastiest jello mold I have ever seen

[pam]

Look, buddy. I offer my services free and from the goodness of my hoof. If you have complaints, stuff it!

Does that mean cows don't have hearts?

[beefche]

I do have a heart. But I have to reach deeper into my hoof than my heart for my compassion.

[pam]

I do have a heart. But I have to reach deeper into my hoof than my heart for my compassion.

You wouldn't have to if you were this little guy.

[Dravin]

Does that mean cows don't have hearts?

No stuffed cow heart then? Dang there goes that idea.

[Iggy]

Do you think the corn and tomatoes count as feminine?

Eeewwww, looks like jellied b%rf!

Oh, by the way I think blue jello is only on sale in the stores from June to the middle of July- you know, 4th of July- Red, White and Blue

[Elgama]

I'm a Latter Day Saint and have only ever seen Jello on the movies or TV never even tasted it