Why would the church do this?

[Honor]

I think that all church functions that have refreshments are evidence that the church is sexist. If you do a survey of color of jello, I always see a pink or red jello, never blue. Since pink is symbolic of girls and blue of boys, I think it's apparent that at least the members prefer women to men. What do you think?

Could this possibly be because it's never the men that bring jello to ward functions? Uh oh, does this mean most women in the church prefer women to men too?!

[john doe]

Could this possibly be because it's never the men that bring jello to ward functions? Uh oh, does this mean most women in the church prefer women to men too?!

Are you saying the LDS Church is lesbian?

[ronism99403]

This thread was a lot of fun to read.

[bl8tant]

Are you saying the LDS Church is lesbian?

I'm definitely a lesbian… just trapped in a man's body.

[Dravin]

Eeewwww, looks like jellied b%rf!

Yep, I love that picture.

You know what is funny? The only time I've been served Jello and Vegetables at a church function was outside of Utah.

[MarginOfError]

Are you saying the LDS Church is lesbian?

I'll add that to my list of reasons to go to Church even when I don't feel motivated to.

[vgirl]

Well, I don't have anything witty to say here, but i do wanna thank you all for entertaining me here today. You reminded me of what i love most about this church ------- GOOD CLEAN FUN !

[mnn727]

Do you think the corn and tomatoes count as feminine?

That would be totally disgusting Please tell me people don't actually eat something like that.

[gabelpa]

Corn and peas in unflavoured gelatin. That's my favourite!

[Moksha]

Seems like heresy without lime Jell-O,

pineapple and cottage cheese. This could

never survive a Church Disciplinary Hearing.

[Moksha]

[applepansy]

I needed a big belly laugh this morning. Thank you all.

[gabelpa]

Moshka, that's just cheating.. it's not like the seafood is actually inside the Jell-o... just the mayo and cottage cheese.

[FunkyTown]

I think that all church functions that have refreshments are evidence that the church is sexist. If you do a survey of color of jello, I always see a pink or red jello, never blue. Since pink is symbolic of girls and blue of boys, I think it's apparent that at least the members prefer women to men. What do you think?

I certainly prefer women to men!

EDIT: I also apparently prefer to make the same joke made several pages back by every active guy on here. Except for a few of which I am now suspicious.

Edited June 2, 2010 by FunkyTown

[Dravin]

Moshka, that's just cheating.. it's not like the seafood is actually inside the Jell-o... just the mayo and cottage cheese.

How about this one?

Pimento stuffed green olives and is that avocado?