It's official... Rapture is coming soon to a town near you...

[rubondfan2]

Saw this on MSN.com earlier today. It's not easily found on their site anymore, but google will get you to a number of sites talking about this one. Yes... it's another end of the world prediction... but I found it interesting that it hit a mainstream media page today.

Maybe this will be discussed further during the April session of conference (he says with tounge firmly planted in cheek).

Farewell earthlings... the end is near.

For Some Believers, May 21 Is Judgment Day | KQED Public Media for Northern CA

[Wingnut]

Here's MSNBC's story: End of Days in May? Believers enter final stretch - U.S. news - Life - msnbc.com

[MarginOfError]

I've said many times that I may as well be dead when I hit 30. Turns out, the end of the world is just a couple days before my 30th birthday! How prophetic of me!

[NeuroTypical]

I only have one more year of ignoring 2012 predictions. Running out of time.

[Backroads]

On Back to the Future Part 2, Marty McFly went to the year 2015. We are good AT LEAST until then.

[Wingnut]

I've said many times that I may as well be dead when I hit 30. Turns out, the end of the world is just a couple days before my 30th birthday! How prophetic of me!

What do your wife and daughter think about that?

[Suzie]

I've said many times that I may as well be dead when I hit 30. Turns out, the end of the world is just a couple days before my 30th birthday! How prophetic of me!

Are you ONLY 29 years old? Wow, I thought you would at least be double of that (no offense eh). I mean it in a good way.

[bytebear]

Are these the same Christians who make fun of others for past predictions of the second coming? Just curious.

[captmoroniRM]

"People have been predicting the end of the world for centuries."

"But it keeps not ending."

"So far so good."

--Ender's Shadow, OSC.

This prediction is gonna fall flat. No man knoweth the hour when the Lord shall make his return.

[rameumptom]

You all are getting it wrong. This is NOT the end of the world, but the beginning of the Rapture. The end of the world will still be 5 months to 3.5 years later.

And since most of us are Mormons, we do not qualify for the Rapture. We'll just have to await our burning in H-E-double toothpick.

[lizrenowden]

And since most of us are Mormons, we do not qualify for the Rapture. We'll just have to await our burning in H-E-double toothpick.

Well, at least we will be warm!

[MarginOfError]

You all are getting it wrong. This is NOT the end of the world, but the beginning of the Rapture. The end of the world will still be 5 months to 3.5 years later.

And since most of us are Mormons, we do not qualify for the Rapture. We'll just have to await our burning in H-E-double toothpick.

What? we're going to burn in HE=?

[Captain_Curmudgeon]

H E double-hockey sticks is the correct phrase. In primitive cultures, where hockey is unknown and table manners are likewise primitive, toothpicks replace the obviously right hockey sticks.

Here's a sign from one of the websites involved:

I'm surprised that they spelled judgment correctly.

Of course, I'm looking forward to it. 144,000 (at least) new nudists that day, as those ascending do so without their clothes. And it will be warm enough for those of us left behind to do without them.

[CopenKagan]

A large number of fish washed up on the shores of Brazil as well if memory serves me correctly. Another sign of the times that a portion of sea life will die, then all sea life will die.

[rameumptom]

Are the fish Mormon as well? Otherwise, wouldn't they have just been raptured?